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23 Apr 10 - 03:42
FuzzyLobster wrote:Not sure whether this could be considered weird enough but...
United Breaks Guitars? Well, it got worse.
Ouch. I flew with them to see my sister over spring break. So they're more or less responsible for delaying my flight. They weren't especially nice, but not exactly mean either.
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23 Apr 10 - 09:51
Some other bizarre explanations for earthquakes.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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24 Apr 10 - 01:19
Speaking of British politics btw, I hear (and I know I'm a little late, this is at least a few months old) that the BNP has to take non-white members now? That's just awesome.

So we've got moon-karma, "menopause" (though not really because she suggests that it's human generate), and full out conspiracy theory causing earthquakes as well? Great.

The Today's Random Question on that site is "Should the Tiger Woods sex scandal be turned into a video game? Yes, No and Hasn't he scored enough already?" Why do I get the feeling that that's only the question so they could make that joke? :P



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24 Apr 10 - 01:34
You're probably right.
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24 Apr 10 - 09:03
The best joke I've heard on Tiger Wood is:
A Lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger wood.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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24 Apr 10 - 20:24
WIN, EPIC FRAKKING WIN
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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24 Apr 10 - 21:43
Comment wrote:First of all, immodest dress certainly can lead to adultery. And adultery leads to more adultery. And if all that adultery is with the same woman, then the immodest dress leads to jealousy. And if the jealous person is Lex Luthor then, yes, it leads to earthquakes.
See!? Logic! (At least, more than the cleric had at any rate :P )

Also, another refers to Sarah Palin as Armageddon Barbie, really unrelated to the article but still awesome.


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Nero Higher Spirit
25 Apr 10 - 00:28
Sentynel wrote:
He clearly thinks they're getting... *puts on sunglasses* ...earthshakingly good sex.
Horatio meme!

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25 Apr 10 - 10:45
Nero wrote:
Sentynel wrote:
He clearly thinks they're getting... *puts on sunglasses* ...earthshakingly good sex.
Horatio meme!

Epic.
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25 Apr 10 - 12:12
That exists.

...

Wow.


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25 Apr 10 - 13:39
Tiger woods video game eh?
South park already did it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1AfHSaSSdY
Run, run as fast as you can...
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25 Apr 10 - 21:06
Nero wrote:
Sentynel wrote:
He clearly thinks they're getting... *puts on sunglasses* ...earthshakingly good sex.
Horatio meme!

I was going to shoop it, but then I WENT AND SAW KICK-ASS
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Nero Higher Spirit
28 Apr 10 - 01:43
In response to the Iranian's claim...

http://news.ca.msn.com/local/britishcol ... d=24037396

BOOBQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!oneone111eleveneleven1!1!!111

Kay ladies (and fat males) do your part for the sake of...science.
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/artic ... quake?bn=1
28 Apr 10 - 03:43
Funniest. Topic. Ever.
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28 Apr 10 - 16:34
Read the comments? Some men seemed really enthusiastic about the whole thing. Apparently, they want an annual boobquake day =p.

"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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28 Apr 10 - 20:26
Am I surprised? No. :P

Okay, I understand it may be getting a little old but...
Number 2.

Ugh, people are doing that whole "weird order of priorities" thing again.
This issue is a little ridiculous. It's not meant to force a religious view, it's a memorial. Calm down.



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28 Apr 10 - 22:45
FuzzyLobster wrote:Am I surprised? No. :P

Okay, I understand it may be getting a little old but...
Number 2.
Win.
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29 Apr 10 - 12:06
Yeah, the first one is awesome. All of them.

About the second one, yeah it is stupid to see everything by a religious angle. But I find France's view on secularism and religion quite alluring too.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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1 May 10 - 19:52
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/s ... pStoriesV2
Apparently,
wrote:Teens who are sexually active run a greater risk of having an unwanted pregnancy or contracting sexually transmitted infections.
Wow. I would never have guessed.

Also not really a surprise:
wrote:Researchers found that sexual activity was more common among those who had posted sexual references online.
*facepalm*


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1 May 10 - 20:10
Wow, thank you, Dr Obvious. I never would have guessed!
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