Ummm... Sure?

Not very well. To kill a zombie you need ideally to destroy its brain, or failing that do enough damage to the rest of it to render it immobile so you can then dispose of it without wasting ammunition. While you might do enough damage within a short range of the detonation to kill a few zombies, the mass of bodies will protect most of the zombies from it, and the noise will attract more zombies to you.
The preferred method would be to stay quiet and out of sight and wait for the zombies to go away.

O-oh.

What if... you... er... throw the satchel charge at the zombie's head and it blows up?

This is fun... not!
How about, Violence is not the Answer?
Make friends with zombies!

Naw kill the zombies

Yeah, kill the zombies.

Where did they first come from?

Apollo wrote: Yeah, kill the zombies.

losers...
Being friends with zombies is cool.


I don't know... maybe some mad scientist.
You become a zombie by having your brain eaten out, right?

Apollo wrote: O-oh.

What if... you... er... throw the satchel charge at the zombie's head and it blows up?

Well, yes, that would kill the zombie, and the noise would attract a load more, and it's far less efficient than using a rifle (or even a crossbow to do it without attracting said load more zombies).


As for becoming a zombie, it's simply as a result of being bitten by a zombie. The whole craving-for-brains thing is a myth. Also, they tend to have a rather short attention span and won't eat other zombies, so few people are completely eaten. You just get a lot of zombies with a few bits missing.

Sentynel wrote: As for becoming a zombie, it's simply as a result of being bitten by a zombie. The whole craving-for-brains thing is a myth.

You know this from personal experience?

well if ur a zombie by getting bitten, then where did that first one come from?

Queezle7 wrote:

Sentynel wrote: As for becoming a zombie, it's simply as a result of being bitten by a zombie. The whole craving-for-brains thing is a myth.

You know this from personal experience?

Yes, yes I do. I'm really a highly-trained member of an international anti-zombie taskforce which is dispatched to quietly exterminate any reported outbreaks before they spread.

As for where the original zombie came from, who knows? MAYBE IT WAS ALIENS!!!

Pssh, no. Not aliens. They are born when someone alters reality by doing something that goes against their code of reality. I.e. my Humanities teacher being nice, my maths teacher not giving infinetismely long problems, or Ianna shipping something. That last one applies to Nathaniel as well.

When things like these happen, reality is altered, and anything could happen. Even a zombie infestation.

Queezle7 wrote: Make friends with zombies!

Get your arm bitten off. :D

rubberchickenben wrote:

Queezle7 wrote: Make friends with zombies!

Get your arm bitten off. :D

And turn into one yourself!

Score! You don't have to do homework if you're a zombie!

...But no Bartimaeus Trilogy. Zombies can't read(I think).


Always a catch.

Can they even think at all?

Goshdarnit!
You have found the fatal flaw in my plan to become a zombie.

I found some other flaws too(crucifixes, shotguns and grenades galore.).