The Eragon Movie

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Adele Djinni
I am still going to see the movie when it comes out, and read the next book. You have to go through with it and complete the trilogy, no matter how plagiarized it is.
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AH!!! I RESSURECTED A TOPIC!!! HOW SHAMEFUL!!!

Anywayz, at my local Chapters, they had a bunch of Eragon movie books, and I looked in them, and... I had a heart attack. The dwarves and Varden look more like African farmers. Just disgusting. And the whole thing makes me want to barf. :sick:
*Barfs on copy of Inheritance Trilogy*
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rubberchickenben wrote: AH!!! I RESSURECTED A TOPIC!!! HOW SHAMEFUL!!!

Anywayz, at my local Chapters, they had a bunch of Eragon movie books, and I looked in them, and... I had a heart attack. The dwarves and Varden look more like African farmers. Just disgusting. And the whole thing makes me want to barf. :sick:
*Barfs on copy of Inheritance Trilogy*
The question is:
Will the Eragon movie be:
1) Bloody awful or
2) So awful you just have to see it cos it's so funny?
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Adele Djinni
Second one!
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Boo when the Dragon flies in.
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Rekhyt2238 Utukku
Number 2 Sent!

I'll be laughing the whole time! People will think I'm crazy :gladstone:
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I'm going to go to it in a Legolas costume and start booing and saying how crappy it is, etc. But the Dwarves! :( *Eragon Movie must die*
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Where do I find the trailer?
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Adele Djinni
Trailer

'Eragon' Theatrical Trailer. :D
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Gladstone Golem
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I don't like the actor for the lead.
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Krim Horla
Edward Speelers: Time Traveling Dragon Rider --- The Eragon Prequel

Plot Summary: From the year 2006 after the birth of the prophet Yeshua ben Yosef, Edward Speelers stumbles upon the hairstylist of N'Sync and is teleported to the mystical land of Alabalaha.
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The three ships. Kinda like the Mayflower and all those.
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Adele Djinni
That is interesting... I though the trailer wasn't to bad, but the thought of it is funny.
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Did NOT make sense. YouTube, Here I come for a decent trailer!

EDIT: Okay... some observations.

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A Decent trailer does NOT consist of random 5 seconds scenes from the trailer

Eragon is Blonde

The Soldiers look like something From Elder Scrolls: Oblivion

Saphira is green

Complete Dwarf ripoff from LotR

Arya has red Hair

The damm sword is glowing... pink.

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Rekhyt2238 Utukku
Saphira's egg looks like a giant little blue buddy... :lol:
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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It looks like the Blue Pill from the Matrix, only glowy.
"You can take the blue egg, wake up in your bed, and never think about this again. Or you can take the red egg and find out how deep the rabbit hole goes. Wait, hang on."
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Skulblaka Mouler
It looks great. You guys are just jealous.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
*Shrugs.* It was allright. I remember my religion teacher telling me she thought it looked cool, but meh.

And trust me when I say this, Skul, nobody is jealous.
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The trailer is pretty funny when you listen to metal while watching it. I'm weird.
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Try Dickenson's arc of space.

ERAGON MOVIE IS SUXXOR!
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Adele Djinni
Ouch!
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