The Eragon Movie

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Nectanebo Foliot
On the friends and the Bartimaes trilogy topic, most of my friends aren't the novel reading type. Although in the ones that are, I've let them borrow the first book, and becuase they thought that it was really good, they really wanted to read the others, and so I made them buy the other two to make more profit for Stroud. That's 14 + the three books that I bought that Stroud owes to me that they were sold. That and their amazing quality, of course.

Oh, and since this is a thread on the Eragon movie, I wanted to say that it sucked balls. Way too rushed. And they screwed up the story, even though it was pretty bad to begin with.
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Athena Horla
Nectanebo wrote: I wanted to say that it sucked balls. Way too rushed. And they screwed up the story, even though it was pretty bad to begin with.
Finally someone with sense!
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
yeah, the movie sucked horribly. <_<
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Very much so.
Gave the book a very bad image.
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Queezle7 Horla
The movie was bad.
Look, Queezle.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
You think the studio will allow anyone to do an Eldest Movie?
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Athena wrote:
Nectanebo wrote: I wanted to say that it sucked balls. Way too rushed. And they screwed up the story, even though it was pretty bad to begin with.
Finally someone with sense!
Finally? What about me? :D
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Queezle7 Horla
Oh, do you like the Eragon books?
Look, Queezle.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Actually I think it's oppsite.
She's agreeing that the original story sucked.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Athena Horla
And it did. Not that anyone listens to me. <_<
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
Is the "she" referring to me? :lol2:

And I was saying that no, I do not like Eragon and that I have been saying that for ages.
I wish I were a cat-dragon
The inheritence is a very good trilogy!!! Sheesh...
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Athena Horla
rubberchickenben wrote: Is the "she" referring to me? :lol2:
Ooh, harsh. If it helps I knew you were a guy.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
Nectanebo Foliot
Well, y'know, it is rubberchickenben.

Vinr, you're wrong.
One word: Benjamina. :D

No, my name is Ben. ;)
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Artemis Afrit
Vinr Alfakyn wrote: The inheritence is a very good trilogy!!! Sheesh...
Please tell me you are joking, my dear...
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


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:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Artemis wrote:
Vinr Alfakyn wrote: The inheritence is a very good trilogy!!! Sheesh...
Please tell me you are joking, my dear...
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Athena Horla
Let it go Artemis, if they want to read it they can. If they still like it after everything we've said its their problem.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
Wammy comes to mind...
I wish I were a cat-dragon
Honestly I worry about the sanity of those who liked the Eragon Film. The books get a four or so out of ten, the film gets a negative nine hundred and sixty eight.
Run, run as fast as you can...

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