I recently looked at one of these threads and realized how boring some of their things were. All they said was like they burned their hand or stepped on a nail. My story is much grander: I caught my entire yard on fire when I was about eleven while trying to re-enact a scene from the movie 'The Scorpion King' where The Rock puts coals on a sword and it is covered in flames. Of course I couldn't comprehend the fact that I was pouring gasoline on a stick that I planned on waving about. But I am good enough to defy the laws of physics. It's just that I kinda burned my pants off in the process, and was running back and forth from my house to the backyard with a bucket of water for an hour in my boxers.

Word.

Haha...and wait until I get a video camera.

O_o at the above. I've never done such a thing in my life.

The time when I almost brushed my teeth with soap. XD Yeah, I'd squeezed a good amount of it on my toothbrush and didn't realize it until I'd raised it up to my mouth.

I'm boring. I haven't even burnt a hand or stepped on a nail.

same, but i prefer the term 'lucky'

I've never been seriously hurt. Haven't even like sprained an ankle or anything. But still, I do a lot of stupid crap.

(Die, Gladstone. Die.)

Nathaniel wrote: same, but i prefer the term 'lucky'

If we're going to change terms, I prefer 'godly'. But there we go.

Krim wrote:
(Die, Gladstone. Die.)

Hope that wasnt directed as me

for it would probably be one of the many times i have hit my head on things via falling and got stitches or staples......

I was at the college campus and they had drained the fountain so me being the crazy American girl I am jumped in the fountain. Since I thought it was empty I started running around but there was actually a patch of ice. I kept running anyway and about halfway across the patch of ice I slipped and fell and broke the ice. My jeans were soaked for the next two hours but I'd do it again given the chance 'cause it was fun. Fun but stupid especially since I could have been arrested for it.

sounds a very clever thing to do

Mine's no less grand.
Okay, I'm 15, Driving a SUV 60km\h, no license, never really drove a car before. And this was in Delhi, a city famous for potholes. I eventually hit a hole, overturned left, then right to avoid traffic. Now, Delhi is a city were wild dogs and cows take residence before 100 floor glass sky scrapers.
I just so happen to hit one at 100 km\h. The cow FLEW. Into some poor guy's fruit bazaar stall. We just stared for about five minutes. Then my friend took the wheel; drove me home and just left.
Haven't seen him for a month now. Hopefully he had good explanation for bringing back the family car without the front bumper...
Seriouly.

Ouch. Cows are sacred to Hindus, too.

Sounds very exciting

Horay 200 posts and counting

*points and laughs at Breanna*

Yeah, okay. We had gotten a new screen door, while I was at school. So, when I come home, mom's home, and she had opened the door, to show off our new screen door. And, even though she had told me about it, I come up the steps, and walk right into it...That hurt.

I already knew that story, but I've walked into door that aren't see-through.

Well, duh you would already know that story.