Bartimaeus Sequence Fan Forum

Krim Horla

26 May 07 - 17:05

http://www.jonathanstroud.com/news_events.html

wrote:Jonathan and Gina are proud to announce the arrival of their son Arthur, born on 26th April 2007. Despite his father's best efforts, Arthur has so far showed little interest in literary matters, prefering to concentrate on accumulating milk and sleep - as much of each as possible, often at the same time.

Time to perform the old switch-a-roo and become Stroud's baby son.

Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Stroud/Gladstone

The three ships. Kinda like the Mayflower and all those.

Post Higher Spirit

26 May 07 - 17:22

6 foot tall, Manhood-ripped-out-by-Baritone-hook son.

Shame of the Super Son

Luciene Higher Spirit

27 May 07 - 02:13

He has a daughter as well.

Happy Birthday Arthur!!

AnukSuNamon Afrit

27 May 07 - 03:12

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Mwamba Higher Spirit

27 May 07 - 04:00

...You don't like his kid?

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。

WinterTabby Horla

27 May 07 - 06:01

Awwww. Congrats, Mr Stroud.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Post Higher Spirit

27 May 07 - 06:35

Mwamba wrote: ...You don't like his kid?

He wants to marry Stroud, Big setback here. Symphatize a little.

Shame of the Super Son

Yakaii Ghul

27 May 07 - 13:23

Awww his daughter is really cute *-*

"Is that a unicorn? No I'll wear the purple shoes and who painted the kitten?"

Krim Horla

27 May 07 - 16:27

CUTE? IT'S TRYING TO SUCKLE MY MAN'S TEAT!

Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Stroud/Gladstone

The three ships. Kinda like the Mayflower and all those.

Luciene Higher Spirit

27 May 07 - 17:11

This kinda explains why he hasn't visited us for soo long.

And her name, is Isabella.

Rhymes with Bella ^_^

AnukSuNamon Afrit

27 May 07 - 17:52

Damn they probably call her Izzy.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Post Higher Spirit

27 May 07 - 17:59

Krim wrote: CUTE? IT'S TRYING TO SUCKLE MY MAN'S TEAT!

*Looks at picture*

Nice observation, actually.

Shame of the Super Son

Mwamba Higher Spirit

27 May 07 - 19:06

Luciene wrote: This kinda explains why he hasn't visited us for soo long.

And her name, is Isabella.

Rhymes with Bella ^_^

And so continues the 'Gladdy is the author' conspiracy theory.

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。

Athena Horla

28 May 07 - 00:32

Luciene wrote: This kinda explains why he hasn't visited us for soo long.

And her name, is Isabella.

Rhymes with Bella ^_^

I think upon hearing about Krim he left as fast as he could.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

AnukSuNamon Afrit

28 May 07 - 02:51

I would've too, but once I learned about Krim I was too sucked into this place to leave. <_<

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Post Higher Spirit

28 May 07 - 03:48

Hmmm? Your one of Krim's sluts now, then?

Shame of the Super Son