Shadow 7 Foliot
okay, but I really think...
'"That's right," I said "Me. What, did you think that I'd be all nice and quiet for you? Think again, sonny. There are two of us in this body now. Check this out."
To prove my point I lifted one of his fingers and methodically picked his nose. He uttered a squawk of protest. "Stop that!"'
I lowered the arm. "That's not all I can do if I put your mind to it"'

-Bartimaeus

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Post Higher Spirit
...You'd like sour cream and turkey better...
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
...With some penguins to go with it...
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Shadow 7 Foliot
instead of this greasy
'"That's right," I said "Me. What, did you think that I'd be all nice and quiet for you? Think again, sonny. There are two of us in this body now. Check this out."
To prove my point I lifted one of his fingers and methodically picked his nose. He uttered a squawk of protest. "Stop that!"'
I lowered the arm. "That's not all I can do if I put your mind to it"'

-Bartimaeus

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...Disembodied head...
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Shadow 7 Foliot
I know a foliot who
'"That's right," I said "Me. What, did you think that I'd be all nice and quiet for you? Think again, sonny. There are two of us in this body now. Check this out."
To prove my point I lifted one of his fingers and methodically picked his nose. He uttered a squawk of protest. "Stop that!"'
I lowered the arm. "That's not all I can do if I put your mind to it"'

-Bartimaeus

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Post Higher Spirit
...A once destroyed for being so cheeking... think about it...
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Gladstone Golem
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...I won't, now go and spy on Farrar...
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
...Meanwhile, Jane Farrar was really...
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Durrn Imp
a canibal who...
I loved the Bartimaeus books but, like all trilogies, it was way too short.
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Gladstone Golem
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..ate annoying people who sat on...
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Post Higher Spirit
...in the Toilet. Digesting Harry had caused some hell of a gas problem...
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Durrn Imp
...that made their eyes bleed...
I loved the Bartimaeus books but, like all trilogies, it was way too short.
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...and frogs to fall from the sky...
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Durrn Imp
...which mooed and scared...
I loved the Bartimaeus books but, like all trilogies, it was way too short.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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...a passing fish interjected 'This is getting like the bit in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy where they first get onto the Heart of Gold and the improbability drive is active.'...
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Durrn Imp
...Barti said 'Im confused'...
I loved the Bartimaeus books but, like all trilogies, it was way too short.
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Gladstone Golem
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...just as magician's hats began falling...
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.... HA HA The improbability device WORKS.......
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Nathaniel Cried ...
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