Spirit of Choice?

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Perenutet Foliot
If you were a magician and could summon any ONE spirit, which would you summon and why?
(Keep in mind that the more powerful, the more dangerous)
:pac: :pokehimon: ^o)
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Didier Utukku
Succubus! (for obvious reasons ;) )
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Aggron Utukku
that imp which nat used to take a peek on his master(forgot it's name), reason: to take a peek on my next exam
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Perenutet Foliot
o.o
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Didier Utukku
love how we immediately use our potential magician skill for amoral purposes.
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Aggron Utukku
Anyway, hope the succubus doesn't eat you, Didi
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Didier wrote:Succubus! (for obvious reasons ;) )
Hm, I wonder if some magicians actually summon spirits for "special reasons"...

Oh god, a new idea for a whole new subcategory of fanfics... Oh god no....

This is about to get furious!
I'd summon a fairly high-level djinni around the 6th or 7th level. I'd try to find one that was well-behaved, maybe even Farqual. Djinni can do all the functions of an imp (and possibly a succubus) and more. Since they can change their form, they can be pretty much anything. It would be like owning a huge, sentient Swiss Army Knife that wants to kill you.

I could just command the djinni to transform into a sexy person if I ever needed company. And having a djinni is much more discreet and professional-sounding than summoning a succubus. Everyone Knows what a succubus is for, but a djinni could be for any purpose.

Person: "Oh you summoned a djinni. What task are you using it for?"
Me: "Oh, you know, all kinds of work and important stuff."

*In reality, uses the djinni to shape-shift into Pokémon so I can take pictures of them and then tell people I caught them all. Very important work, even if not everyone agrees.* :sun:
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Perenutet Foliot
Didier wrote:love how we immediately use our potential magician skill for amoral purposes.
I agree.
This is why we aren't magicians...or are we? o.o
Salin_Mandrake wrote:
Didier wrote:Succubus! (for obvious reasons ;) )
Hm, I wonder if some magicians actually summon spirits for "special reasons"...

Oh god, a new idea for a whole new subcategory of fanfics... Oh god no....

Pokemon, huh....I LIKE that!
"Hey look, I caught Arceus! Let me show you!"
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Didier Utukku
Salin_Mandrake wrote: a whole new subcategory of fanfics... Oh god no....

Oh you poor innocent thing.

It already exists
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Perenutet Foliot
As for myself, I would summon a djinn...namely, Bartimaeus, N'groso the Mighty, Sakhr Al-jinni, Serpent of the Silver Plumes, etc, etc...My tasks for him would be:
1. To irritate my brother on an extreme scale (I believe that Bart would be skilled at that...)
2. Learn to be as witty as he is
3. Have him turn into some fantastical creature and threaten the world so I can take over Earth :D
4. Wash the dishes.
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I haven't really thought about who I would like to summon. But I would love to have a spirit around to do my chores sometimes. I know it is immoral and all, but I would treat it well!
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evillaugh Djinni
imagine a spirit doing your homework... the answers would probably be wrong, but funny
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
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