No, it's not desperation and it's not revenge.
And I happen to find the ship very brilliant. (Although, I am pretty biased here.)
Remember what you yourself said Luciene? You'd come on yahoo and you two would be talking not even two seconds something yadda yadda yadda. And the stuff you mention the two of you discuss...somehow I get the feeling you're not telling me the whole truth.
I am a Dramione shipper, Luceine. I am trained to pick of secretive and subtle hints. You cannot hide!!! Bwahahahahaha!
And as captain of all the ships, I hereby name it: Dial-up Gruesome. (DG, ha!)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。