FINALLY! Those of you people out there do not know what it has been costing me not to use the roll eyes! I may be much too sarcastic for my own good, but not having the roll eyes to help me on the internet has been seriously bugging me!
Now I just have to figure out how I'm going limit myself to just one per post...

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There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.
J. Doraston