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"The Red Baron is so IMBLA..." - Shot down Allied WW II pilot.
Shame of the Super Son
Grandma: (Looking in fish tank) That one fish is pregnant again.
Me: (Looks up from book) So?
Grandma: H***y little s**t...
Me: What! (Holds back hysterical laughter.)

Ah, that was SO funny.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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'No man except a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.'
Samuel Johnson, in the 1700s. I found it in Schott's original Miscelany.

Well, I guess that throws out any need to do English GCSE...
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Post Higher Spirit
...Anak is SO putting T shirt qoutes here.

"Hope is the First Step on the road to Disappointment." - 40K, Librarian Isador
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The last one wasn't from a Tshirt, I don't think. My mom's friend made that up. You should've seen what else she wrote. :lol:


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Post Higher Spirit
*yay*

"History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." - Churchill (As my Textbook says)
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Post wrote: "Hope is the First Step on the road to Disappointment." - 40K, Librarian Isador
Heretical traitor that he is, but he has some awesome quotes.

"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded."
"Knowledge is power. Hide it well."
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
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Nathaniel Djinni
"I have nothing to declare, except my genius" Oscar Wilde on arrival in New York customs.
Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.
--Bill Maher


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
wrote: “Hold on a minute,” Hermione was taken aback, “I thought you hated being stuck with me all the time and would give anything in the world for me to trade places with any other girl in school?”

“Are you kidding me?” Draco laughed. “And miss the opportunity of hearing you make such ridiculous statements?”
:wub:

Wanted to put that on my siggy...damn 300 character limit.

sparx is God.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Abel Afrit
is that from a fanfic? Link?
I love that, after years of not using this forum, my average posts per day is 0.7
Good quote. I'm running out. Going out on a limb here

Look, a chair!...What is it?

Quote by yours truly.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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wrote:Draco sprang up in agitation. "You called me Draco! I told you it was over. I've failed you as a nemesis." He bit his lip. "Do you think Weasley wants an archenemy? I'm not sure I could work up the same kind of hatred for him, but I could try."
-Something Impossible , Cassy Claire
wrote:I thought my dear must her own soul destroy
-Yeats. Reminds me of Ginny/Tom for some reason.
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Abel wrote: is that from a fanfic? Link?

http://www.fanfiction.mugglenet.com/vie ... ?sid=10872

There's a bunch of other fanfic quotes I like, but I'm too lazy to dig them up.

I only put that up 'cause I just read that today.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Abel Afrit
thanks, is that the whole of it? or is she not finished yet??
I love that, after years of not using this forum, my average posts per day is 0.7
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Ye godz. If Potter was not enough... fanfiction?!

And, yea. "Space is Waste, Time is Crime." - Me.
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Adele Djinni
Darth Helmet-Who is he
Lutenit-he's an a$$hole sir
Darth- Who hired him
a guy- I did sir
Darth- Who are you?
Lutenit- He's his brother, an a$$hole
Darth- how many a$$holes do we have on this ship?
(everyone stands up)
Darth-I knew it I am surrounded by a$$holes


Spaceballs Movie
(not sure if it's correct I don't have the movie in front of me, trying to remember.)
AIONIOS
Adele wrote: Spaceballs Movie
(not sure if it's correct I don't have the movie in front of me, trying to remember.)
I love that movie


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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