Luciene wrote:How many countries can we submerge with cabbagety fanfiction? You make use Stugeon's Law as one of your assumptions but it does not apply to anything based on the works of Jonathan Stroud.
This turns out to be extremely difficult to estimate. Accurate stats on the number of works on ff.net alone are hard to come by.
This blog post finds a total of ~3.3 million stories in June 2010, and
this cites 400k in November 2002. This means the count has doubled about three times in eight years, or once every ~2.7 years. Extrapolating, we can estimate maybe 8 million stories currently.
This blog post provides some much more detailed stats about a different but smaller site, with a total of about 1 million stories. This also provides word count stats, and finds the average falls very strongly into the 1000-5000 word category. Let's assume, for lack of better data, that that applies to ff.net as well.
Let's further assume that these two sites account for 50% of the total fanfics on the internet. This is a figure I entirely made up, but I can't find anything better, and it seems at least plausible that the biggest couple of sites should account for most fanfiction.
There's little point applying Sturgeon's Law at this point because our numbers are so fuzzy anyway, but let's fold that into the 50% estimate and say there are 15 million bad fanfictions on the internet at this point, averaging 4000 words each. This gives us 60 billion total words of bad fanfiction. At about 600 words per page in a reasonable font, we get 100 million pages.
These occupy a total volume of a fairly small 374 cubic metres, or about enough to cover the Vatican to a depth of about a millimetre. Not particularly impressive, although enough to keep the Pope horrified for a fairly significant length of time.
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