Lice?

This wolf is badass. =p

I taught him/her everything s/he knows.

David Cat wrote:I taught him/her everything s/he knows.

Yes, thank for reminding me to make it more gender ambiguous. Though re-reading the bowdlerized version with 'its' all over gives it an odder flow. :(

It is obvious
that Sentynel is the wolf
we should lynch him, guys

I fail at haiku

Deadline to vote will be ideally by Thursay, September 9th by the way.

I call dibs on hosting the next game.

Another good poem Mwamba!
I completely expected to be killed by the other wolf, having made it quite clear that I was the Resistance. If I was only certain that I wouldn't be lynched by the commoners or killed by the wolves, I would have tried to be more discreet. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the rest of y'all would figure the other wolf out =p.

Yay more poetry!
Epic stuff is so badass.
Lets kill Sentynel!

This is most unfair
I've done nothing wrong, you gits
So leave me alone!

Woo, two votes so far.
Wow, I really have no life,
If I give a care.

Sorry Sentynel!
I didn't know what to do
But you won last time.

You did do something:
You called everyone a git!
So leave us alone.
:P

Oh... I guess he did!
I don't like being called names.
Angryface, sadface.


See I was going to use an angry face and a sadface, but then I found this guy. And this one too!

One upon a midnight dreary,
the wolves were rather teary.
Bored they were, they bemoaned.
So into the village they roamed.
Off they were to sauté brains.
And below their first victim lain...

Epic_footstool was the first slain
"You fools" was her last phrase
Curiously (the wolves were amazed)
Footstool burned herself alive
Thus choosing her terms of death.
But shrugged the wolves, barbecue
And took their cue, at Epic's last breath,
To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive
to eat but forget the hominy.

The villagers gathered later at Epic's
funeral. They were to be mourning
but all around there was warning
of evil within the village's midst.
accusations everywhere but finally
votes were cast on Epic's body
(written there with a sharpie.)
(Since her body was completely gone
it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.)

There was a spat but it was agreed
that it was David Cat's time to die. A
plea of 'But on torrents I always seed'
did not help his credibility. Nay to say
he couldn't get away and he was lynched.
And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf.

DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge it
swore till the last. To the woods had to flee
to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard
it drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice
it was but the calculations it stumbled more
(what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice
days it was a struggle and its diet was beans.

Finally it was decided to be death by lice
for its enemy. The deduction was sound.
Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance
member's dead body was found on ground.
A crown of those critters on her head so dense.

As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel
struck a pose. And off away from the lunar
it went to change back into human guise. Cool
whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner,
to counterpart the fight and third for blood.
All around there were accusation and lies.

The sentinel Sentynel became the victim
(He had only been drinking his coffee.)
But the paranoia had passed the brim
During the beheading, the wolf had toffee.
The villagers were aghast, wrong again.
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.

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Voting stats:

Sentynel-3
7P-2
Nero-1

Nero wrote:

nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:=p. Some typos are epic.
It is DC, guys and you know why I'm saying that.

I agree. It's DC.

Watch: He'll go for Sent.

Called this again.

DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after.

I'm hurt you guys, I really am.

Mwamba wrote:In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.

=( Poor Jen.

Nerp wrote:DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after.

Er, dude, I was lynched, not eaten by the wolf.

Sentynel wrote:

Mwamba wrote:In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.

=( Poor Jen.

Nerp wrote:DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after.

Er, dude, I was lynched, not eaten by the wolf.

Nero, not Nerp =p.
I rather thought it would not be Sent because DC said he blamed Sent (though for what exactly, he didn't mention). But it could have just been said to confuse everyone.
Anyway Sent, hope dying wasn't too bad.

Jen was very sad
And Lilith was much confused
Who could the wolf be?

I feel bad for Jen
But not for old Sentynel:
he still called us gits. (Though to be fair, an innocent commoner did get lynched...)

Ah well, four are dead.
The mystery continues.
Not many left now...