You think of something that does not degrade my philosophical take on Hammers.

I would have no problem degrading them.

I do.

Well no one cares what you do.

They don't? Now that's possibilities...

Lord, hear my prayer.

You do realize I'll stop the psedou sexual rant if you give up the Shipping act?

But I like the shipping act...

Then learn to like the Rant.

From now on, I will just simply ignore it.

It's too shocking to be ignored.

I can and will ignore it.

be SHOCKED and AWED

Mwamba daring Post to do a hammer FF, makes her/him just as insane as Post.

Okay, let's go through this:

Post wrote it because Mwamba dared him (and because he's insane)

Mwamba dared him because he was blabbing about how any pairing could work and because he kept blabbing about hammers.

Post was blabbing about hammers because Krim started it.

Krim started it because he wanted something other then Pirates and Ninjas.

Pirates and Ninjas started thanks to Sentynel and Gladstone.

Sentynel and Gladstone started it because they were disagreeing.

They were disagreeing because they had a different point of view.

So the fact of the matter is, it's really Sentynel's and Gladstone's fault just because they had a little disagreement. :P

Let's all blame the admins! It's the perfect solution to all our problems!
...wait a minute, I think there might be a flaw somewhere there.

The flaw is?

The Flaw is called "Post Hoc", its when you blame a previous event, for affecting a present one with no evidence to do that.

I know, but blaming's fun.

Like in this one book, there was a dispute about beans and it ended up being the farmer's fault for growing the beans.