Nero wrote: Oh gee, there are going to be replies of all sort.
I got no problem with that really, but I think some fans are going become haters.
:(

Bowles wrote: If it was a publicity stunt she wouldn't have waited until she was asked a question about it. She told Yates a few months back because they were going to put in something about Dumbledore liking a girl in his schooldays in Movie 6.

wrote:DUMBLEDORE REACTS TO OUTING: “Wtf?!”

GREY HALLOWS – From beyond the grave, Albus Dumbledore, dead imaginary character, has reacted with annoyance to being outed by his creator, author J.K. Rowling.

“Fat lot of good that does me now,” said Dumbledore in a prepared statement. “If I’d known this back in Book Two when I was still alive, I could have taken appropriate measures. A more colourful wardrobe, for starters. I mean, grey is so passé. And my office was always a mess, totally cluttered. I would have been more tidy, maybe put some drapes in and some appropriate furniture.”

Dumbledore said that throughout the series, he has respected Rowling’s right to keep secrets until the appropriate time, but this time he could not understand it. “Bad enough to have killed me, at least you could have let me have some fun. I mean Hagrid’s enormous. I should have been told in time to at least try and tap that. Not to mention there were a whole series of polyjuice potions and magical devices I just let gather dust on the shelves. And a couple of those house elves were just gagging for it but oh no, here I thought I was straight all the time. Hell, I even danced with Professor McGonagall – although to be fair, that should have been a clue right there.”

Reaction was similar in another corner of the Gray Hallows, where Tom Riddle aka Lord Voldemort, held a press conference dropping another bombshell. He’s, like, totally gay, as well.

“Finally the truth is coming out,” said Voldemort. “My motives for the Wizard War should now make sense to more people.” Voldemort explained that he and Dumbledore had developed a special relationship during his time at Hogwart’s, but fearing the reaction of parents, the Headmaster had eventually broken it off and refused to acknowledge the younger wizard’s many passionate owls. “What we had was beautiful, then old Bum-adore just totally cuts me off. But he couldn’t deny that whenever we were together, sparks flew.”

Voldemort echoed the condemnation of Rowling and her blatant censoring of the truth for financial reasons. “Oh, she says it’s a relief and freeing now to put the truth out about Albus. But what good does that do me? Even now people still refer to me as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.”
Voldemort insists that his true nickname in wizard circles has always been He-Whose-Love-Must-Not-Be-Named. Rowling claims this shortening was done not to protect sales of her mega-millions books, but because of “space considerations”. “Space considerations?”, snorted Voldemort. “Hallows runs 784 pages and you can’t give me two extra words?”

Voldemort has indicated that all will be told in his forthcoming book, “Harry Potter and the Politically Correct Sub-text”:, which will include the truth about:
- the lover’s tiff between Riddle and Dumbledore that led to the wizard war
- the real name of the incorrectly labeled Death-Eaters, and
- a number of spells popular in wizard circles, including the true uses of the Imperius, Engorgio and Descendo spells along with a couple of other latin words which were expurgated by Rowling.

In possibly related news, Hogwart’s gamekeeper Hagrid has scheduled a news conference this evening which he has indicated he “will finally tell the truth” about the sort of care he has been providing various magical creatures throughout the series.

Also, Severus Snape is bi.

Luciene wrote:

wrote:DUMBLEDORE REACTS TO OUTING: “Wtf?!”

GREY HALLOWS – From beyond the grave, Albus Dumbledore, dead imaginary character, has reacted with annoyance to being outed by his creator, author J.K. Rowling.

“Fat lot of good that does me now,” said Dumbledore in a prepared statement. “If I’d known this back in Book Two when I was still alive, I could have taken appropriate measures. A more colourful wardrobe, for starters. I mean, grey is so passé. And my office was always a mess, totally cluttered. I would have been more tidy, maybe put some drapes in and some appropriate furniture.”

Dumbledore said that throughout the series, he has respected Rowling’s right to keep secrets until the appropriate time, but this time he could not understand it. “Bad enough to have killed me, at least you could have let me have some fun. I mean Hagrid’s enormous. I should have been told in time to at least try and tap that. Not to mention there were a whole series of polyjuice potions and magical devices I just let gather dust on the shelves. And a couple of those house elves were just gagging for it but oh no, here I thought I was straight all the time. Hell, I even danced with Professor McGonagall – although to be fair, that should have been a clue right there.”

Reaction was similar in another corner of the Gray Hallows, where Tom Riddle aka Lord Voldemort, held a press conference dropping another bombshell. He’s, like, totally gay, as well.

“Finally the truth is coming out,” said Voldemort. “My motives for the Wizard War should now make sense to more people.” Voldemort explained that he and Dumbledore had developed a special relationship during his time at Hogwart’s, but fearing the reaction of parents, the Headmaster had eventually broken it off and refused to acknowledge the younger wizard’s many passionate owls. “What we had was beautiful, then old Bum-adore just totally cuts me off. But he couldn’t deny that whenever we were together, sparks flew.”

Voldemort echoed the condemnation of Rowling and her blatant censoring of the truth for financial reasons. “Oh, she says it’s a relief and freeing now to put the truth out about Albus. But what good does that do me? Even now people still refer to me as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.”
Voldemort insists that his true nickname in wizard circles has always been He-Whose-Love-Must-Not-Be-Named. Rowling claims this shortening was done not to protect sales of her mega-millions books, but because of “space considerations”. “Space considerations?”, snorted Voldemort. “Hallows runs 784 pages and you can’t give me two extra words?”

Voldemort has indicated that all will be told in his forthcoming book, “Harry Potter and the Politically Correct Sub-text”:, which will include the truth about:
- the lover’s tiff between Riddle and Dumbledore that led to the wizard war
- the real name of the incorrectly labeled Death-Eaters, and
- a number of spells popular in wizard circles, including the true uses of the Imperius, Engorgio and Descendo spells along with a couple of other latin words which were expurgated by Rowling.

In possibly related news, Hogwart’s gamekeeper Hagrid has scheduled a news conference this evening which he has indicated he “will finally tell the truth” about the sort of care he has been providing various magical creatures throughout the series.

Also, Severus Snape is bi.