Once there was a village called North Stroud
Where wolves started howling so loud
'Oooh,' said the villagers
after their pillages
'That's not a very good sound'
The villagers all went to bed
Filled with feelings of dread
But they noticed next morn
When they woke up at dawn
That none of their number was dead
With pitchforks and torches ablaze
The villagers did turn their gaze
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
And hanged him from a tree where he stays
But his corpse shapeshifted not
It remained a hideous blot
The villagers then knew
They knew it was true
Of the wolves there remained the whole lot
In the village meeting next day
An absent person caused a delay
That person was Chiz
The resistance member he is
The wolves had made his blood spray
'It's Footstool!' cried an unseen peasant
They turned to her with looks not pleasant
She tried to shapeshift
But they were too swift
And soon only one wolf was present
In Mwamba's house that night
A lone wolf sneaking in was the sight
She woke with a start
As it tore out her heart
And ate it with a single bite
The villagers quickly chose Fuzz
Cuz, hey, killing is what she does
But in this case
Accusations without base
Caused an innocent to suffer the...buzz
Sat at his computer in the dark
Sentynel was the wolf's next mark
The wolf he tried to kill
With his ninja skills
But epically failed. 'Oh f*ck' he remarked
Villagers, PM votes :)
sentynel is gay