I did not start the "n&b is the wolf" bandwagon.

It was past seven when the bitter old teacher limped out of office and stumbled towards his car, his trick leg playing it's usual tricks on him. It had been a miserable day for the bitter old educator, his students didn't respect him and seemed to have no willingness to learn. He was a bitter old man who had lived through a life of hardship and grief, he tended to take this out on anyone and everyone, intentionally referring to people in the opposite gender or snapping at anything he didn't agree with.

As he slotted the key into the door of his rusted old VW golf a swing in the playground squeaked on his hinges, the teacher swung round ready to blast at any child making unsupervised use of school equipment but the swing was empty. He turned back to his car cursing the wind, he muttered at his forgetfulness as he realized he had pushed the key into a door he had evidently already opened. He put some old classic music on the radio as he began the drive home.

The drive was uneventful up until the turning toward the forest, the teacher's heart jumped as he thought he saw a pair of eyes glint in his rear vision mirror but in an instant they were gone. The Teacher turned his attention back to his driving, as soon as he became unaware a viciously clawed hand reached over the seat and tore the teacher's throat from his neck. The twins bailed from the car before it went of the road and smashed into a factory, they would return to pick the corpse clean after it seasoned as cat nip from the silo began to flood through the cars smashed wind screen turning red with the blood of the bitter miserable old ogre formerly known as DAVID CAT.

I can totally see DC being that. :D

lol, love the maths joke in your avi 7P

FuzzyLobster wrote:I did not start the "n&b is the wolf" bandwagon.

Nobody really started it. And if anyone still believes I am the wolf, I just have to say, you are barking up the wrong tree.
And I voted.

Reading the story from a cell is hard to do. !!

Asmoral_The_Resolute wrote:lol, love the maths joke in your avi 7P

:D thanks

wrote:Reading the story from a cell is hard to do. !!

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SevenPentacles wrote:

wrote:Reading the story from a cell is hard to do. !!

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He's online on a cellphone.

Pfft, don't let Nero's explanations fool you, Canis is actually in jail.

*Mentally blocks out Nero's explanation*

yes thats right. im in prison. someone should send me a care package. thanks.

Prison=criminal=wolf.

Canis Lupus wrote:yes thats right. im in prison. someone should send me a care package. thanks.

What, so you can run around reeeeeally fast and stab all the guards?
/CoD joke

/hates shooting/ WW2 videogames

SevenPentacles wrote:/hates shooting/ WW2 videogames

COD isn't WW2 anymore.

Aren't we supposed to be making baseless accusations about wolves? This is the slowest NPG ever.

Guess who's hosting the next game? :P Taking your cues from Russia?

But the forum itself has been slower lately so...

I say, shall we kick out the admins? 'Cause this is the only place where we get to throw them out instead of vice versa (majority rules!) Anyway, I voted for Canis. Did the rest of y'all vote?

As usual. :D Actually I only realized it 'twas votin' time about an hour ago. :$

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