I be stealing limericks, since CI is dead
"I'm a wolf!, but I'm not a wolf," he'd said
The villagers were like: wtf now
So they shot him in the face (pow)
And the remaining wolves ate Fuzzy Lobster's head

Didier wrote:I be stealing limericks, since CI is dead
"I'm a wolf!, but I'm not a wolf," he'd said
The villagers were like: wtf now
So they shot him in the face (pow)
And the remaining wolves ate Fuzzy Lobster's head

Like a boss
















Limerick.

Well that was kinda surprising. I thought Fuzzy was one of them.

She was. I was innocent.

Well, I guess I know who they voted for...

I am ashamed at my lack of badassery. You're on your own now, villagers.

I think its n&b cos she doesn't come online often and right after she does, we get news that the wolves made delicious fuzzy lobster bisque. That's suspicious

FuzzyLobster wrote:Well, I guess I know who they voted for...

I am ashamed at my lack of badassery. You're on your own now, villagers.

Oh yeah, right! Sorry!

ok, cueing the badassery in 3, 2, 1...


The village's water source was a small river than wound its way at the bottom of a steep ravine. Daily, the villagers would make the trek down the staircase carved into the rock, down to the river to fill their buckets with water. Now that wolves were loose, it became a dreaded necessity.

Fuzzy Lobster certainly felt vulnerable, all alone, despite being reassured that the wolves wouldn't chase her because they might tumble down into the ravine.

And sure enough, halfway to the river, she began to be aware of the sound of footsteps on the stairs behind her. She ignored it, for now. They were human footsteps, after all. But at every turn they got closer. Finally, she spun on her pursuant. "Oh, it's you!" she said.

"Oh, it's you" said Fuzzy Lobster.
The wolf, in human form, stopped and smiled. The relief in her voice was evident. She didn't suspect a thing. "I'm sorry, Fuzzy, I didn't mean to scare you."
The wolf felt her gaze turning curious?
"Are you going to get water? You need a pail?" She was carrying two. She offered one to the wolf.

Fuzzy maintained an innocent expression, but inwardly, she was willing the werewolf to take the damn pail. It seemed as if it was deciding how much longer to keep up with this human charade. It decided to play a little longer. It grabbed onto the pail.

At which point, Fuzzy Lobster pulled violently, sending the wolf and the pail flying past and bouncing down the side of the steep canyon. Fuzzy turned and ran back up the staircase as quickly as her legs would let her. She turned around. The wolf, now in true wolf form, had collided with a solid tree trunk, but it was not dead. It shook its head, howled, and began scrabbling back up the incline. Fuzzy didn't panic. She kept climbing, letting the wolf catch up.

When it was at her heels, she turned, took the second pail, and threw it. The pail stuck on the wolf's head. Fuzzy kicked, and the wolf went tumbling down a second time. She kept climbing, and then noticed the second wolf, at the top of the staircase, preparing to leap.

And it was then that Fuzzy knew she couldn't make it. So she stopped, and did the one last thing that she could do: she screamed the names of the wolves.

In the village, the only one within earshot was Steampunkowl. She heard Fuzzylobster's shout from the direction of the river, something like:

"THE WOLVES ARE N---------AND--------EN" followed by a fierce snarling. She smiled. She didn't like, nor trust Fuzzy Lobster, and although she'd rather nobody was dying, she was just pleased that it wasn't her.


Btw, there are a lot of clues in there. Have fun trying to decipher what I may or may not mean ;)

Didier wrote:
"THE WOLVES ARE N---------AND--------EN"

N&B and Rubberchickenben?

I like the imagery of a buckethead wolf rolling down the mountain. RIP, brave lobster!

Luciene wrote:

Didier wrote:
"THE WOLVES ARE N---------AND--------EN"

N&B and Rubberchickenben?

I like the imagery of a buckethead wolf rolling down the mountain. RIP, brave lobster!

So what, only Steampunkowl is for sure not a wolf?

I'd say Luciene and N&B. It's definitely Luciene. She's been so active, tweaking around while playing the perfect commoner part. I vote her.

Now's she coming down hard on her fellow wolf, N&B. I say we play pour it all on Luciene.

It's obviously not me, Didi said the wolves names starts with N or end in EN and my name ends in NE

^ smilies for the perfect defence

Well, at least we can vote for RCB for sure. The other one might be nero or N&B but at least we all should vote for RCB

Luciene wrote:It's obviously not me, Didi said the wolves names starts with N or end in EN and my name ends in NE

^ smilies for the perfect defence

Oh dear I thought I was being clever with this.
Nero and N&B start with 'N'
while Luciene and rubberchickenben end in 'the syllable 'en'

so pretty much anybody is still a candidate for being a wolf, except Steampunkowl, but it was pretty obvious about her a long time ago.

it's not me. I'll give screencaps of my private messages.

See, in this round, there are two people ending in "en" sound and two people starting with N, so obviously each person is going to say the opposite person from their pair, and then one of the other two. The thing is, the wolf in each pair will vote for the non-wolf people. So I know that I'm not a wolf, so therefore luciene has to be. And nero wanted to vote for luciene, therefore he's human. So I'm guessing luciene and n&b are the wolves.

^I didn't explain that well, but my logic is sound.

right but who will we vote we must all put our votes together so the wolves won't win

rubberchickenben wrote:it's not me. I'll give screencaps of my private messages.

See, in this round, there are two people ending in "en" sound and two people starting with N, so obviously each person is going to say the opposite person from their pair, and then one of the other two. The thing is, the wolf in each pair will vote for the non-wolf people. So I know that I'm not a wolf, so therefore luciene has to be. And nero wanted to vote for luciene, therefore he's human. So I'm guessing luciene and n&b are the wolves.

^I didn't explain that well, but my logic is sound.

But I originally wanted to vote for n&b....

And you're just going to delete your wolfish pms. I say we get him.

Aww, thank you Didier. You didn't have to, but I like the twist with the names (it's awesomely convenient that most of the remaining players have names that match up).

RCB wrote:it's not me. I'll give screencaps of my private messages.

Haha, you say that like Photoshop's not a thing. Not that I'm sure I believe Luciene either...

So pretty much we've agreed on N&B. Sounds good. For the other wolf we'll find out when the time comes.

I'm going to vote for whomever Aggron suggests.

No seriously it is not me. I didn't even come online the whole day yesterday. I had my farewell in uni and I didn't even switch on my laptop. So what Luciene says about me is wrong. >>
I know I don't have any way to prove my innocence but if you lynch a commoner again the wolves would get an upper hand. Let us just all listen to Fuzzy okay? We know she was innocent. And she suggested Nero and Mwamba as the other wolves apart from CI. Now I don't think it is Mwamba because Didier didn't make it sound like that. But N also stands for Nero. And the other wolf name ends with EN. It has got to be Rubberchickenben only. So just don't vote for me based on that N. It is better we vote for RCB instead as it is pretty clear he is the wolf. Or Nero as Fuzzy suggested.
Just don't make it difficult for yourselves by voting for me because I am not a wolf.

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Oh f**k, I did check. I came online on the evening of 21st. (Today is 23rd in my country.) So yeah, I could have voted then. And Didier announced the victim on 22nd afternoon. I thought I had come last on 21st morning.
But no, don't vote hastily. Let us all decide and vote on someone. Do consider the points I mentioned.

Some one sounds like she's backtracking real quickly...

When you think about it, the wolves have the advantage now. They know who's a wolf and who's not, the villagers have no idea.