Hello! I started an account on fanfiction.net and have uploaded two Bartimaeus fanfics. They're humor, but I have some angst one-shots in the works and a serious longer fanfic.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1199215/

I used to write fanfiction for other genres, but I lost my password and I'm using a different e-mail now, so...yeah.

This goes to anyone who reviews, as is the cliche of many fanfiction authors.

"...who was subsequently swallowed by the man's foloit. oops."

Briliant. The condom thing had me chuckling all through the day.