Hello everyone! My name is Zephandrypus (no not really, but I wish it was so call me that anyway) and yeah... Bartimaeus is my favorite book (laughed when I saw that box when creating my profile) and I'm a big fantasy of fantasy novels. Most of them, such as Eragon and Harry Potter, are serious/semi-serious respectively which isn't the most appealing. They were my favorites before, but Bartimaeus blew them out of the water. Enough about the book, and a little about me. I'm 15, I live in the U.S. (though British seems like an appealing place for me), and I spend all my free time reading, watching movies/YouTube videos, texting girls, and playing computer games. So pretty much your average gamer, I sit around eating junk food and cursing at my screen all day. Favorite foods are mac & cheese and fast food, my career paths are going to be video game development, therapy, and writing, in order of interest. I haven't read Lockwood & Co but I've read the Bartimaeus trilogy about 4-7 times. I estimate it's going to be in the hundreds by the time I die. I like it cause it combines my favorite two genres, fantasy and comedy, together to make a splendid read. Also cause old Barty reminds me a bit of myself, if I were as talkative here as in real life. This is really long now, I should write a book or something to get more out. So yeah... I just stole 5 minutes of your life.
Haha, nice introduction there, Zephandrypus.
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, sit down, relax, and make yourself at home!
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Welcome aboard! You should read Lockwood already.
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Sweet, thanks guys. I'll look into Lockwood.
Welcome! As a friendly word of advice, never eat the cookies offered here. You never know what's in them.
Signatures are for triangles.
(Gluten.... lots and lots of gluten!)
Oy! My cookies are perfectly safe, thank you very much.
But do watch out if someone called Aggron offers you them.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Aggron is too fond of lead and rat poison. Avoid at all costs
By his own admission, he feeds on the energy of newbies.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Yes, I do.
Welcome aboard, mate!
How about some
Uh-oh, here it comes.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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*Sigh* I knew there was a reason she hasn't done more than two posts. You must be getting fat, with all that food.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Very forgetful at times. I never think, you see. So it's hard to remember things. And it's a he but call me either cause I chose the "other" gender when I made a Google account. Pus belongs to no gender! For on the Internet, gender, age, looks, weight, etc. do not matter for (thankfully) we cannot see you and we do not care.
I'm a big fan of cookies, do they have human in them? If not they can go to my imps, useless hungry bastards are always wanting more food. I may or may not have celiac but even if I do I give no craps and will eat it anyway.
Mine are made of meatloaf and the blood of my enemies, but if you want human flesh, ask Aggron.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Mine are usually made of her enemy's flesh. Cause it's such an awful waste to take the blood and leave the body. And also, after thirty victims or so, the barber shop's popularity is decreasing, I wonder how uncle Todd manage his.
That's why you need to keep at least a few of them alive. Or at least not murder them instantly. Besides, you need a new backyard; yours is simply reeking.
But do, in fact, ask uncle Todd.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
But....but.... if I do that, t-then th-the profit will-will DECREASE.... And I can't let that happen! And yours isn't better, if I didn't take your victim's bodies they will be lying in front of your shop for months. At least you can say thanks by helping me clean this yard.
Yep, you're both very successful in welcoming poor Zephandrypus to the forums. I suspect he hid somewhere and is now vomiting peacefully. Well done ;)
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