Faquarl, maybe if I'm taking a cooking class.

Barti? Comedian, perhaps.

But I seriously don't trust either of them. They might try to sabotoge rather then help.

I'd want to take Butler out from Artemis Fowl. That'd ruin anyone's chances of killing me. I'm kinda paranoid that's why.

Now, Apocrypha, who on Earth would want to kill you?

:8o:

*whispers* you have no idea.

Farqual, I bet he'd love it if I gave him a barbeque... :D
Or Nemaides, because he's a giant green monkey creature.

I promise no one here wants to kill you *innocent*

@rubberchicken: Is your sig Quenya?

You can't help it if I'm paranoid. And I know I'm on lots of people's to kill list. Plus if I said anything about me hating the J/J relationship, you'd try to kill me Luciene. I dio support the J/J ship though, I guess. therefore, Butler woul be an ideal person to take out for paranoid me.

*yay*

The J/J shipping list is growing. Soon, we can take over the world

Ah, but surely with world domination will be the small band of N/K shippers who will start up a rebellion of some sort.

We will crush them. Their petty rebellion can not withstand the power of our obsession..

Why do all my motivational speeches sound like something out of Star Wars or something???

Read the history books, Luciene. They're always small and petty in the beggining.

They will grow.

(But most of the world will be hiding out in that coffee shop the non shippers were planning on some other thread.)

But did they actually make it? Nuh uh!! NO!

And if we act fast, they will be vanquished!! Who are they anyway? Besides Ianna (whose gone) I can't think of any...

Who knows? Maybe they've already made a hidden forum on this site unseen by all the J/J shippers (or any shippers in that case), and they are contemplating the different ways to bring us down.

Conspiracy theories are fun...

Yup... my favourite one is that Man didn't land on the moon, and that it was all an elaborate hoax. It's kinda believable...

As believable as Voldemort/Eminem.

lol...

That would be so funny tho.. Eminem could rap and Lord V. could be a beatboxer/ britney spears style dancer....

Edit: That was random...

You work wonders for the mental images, you know that?

Thanks,

If I traumatize one person on this forum my life will have some meaning.

Do you need to visit Dr. Phil by any chance? :mwamba:

Not really...

I'm just hyper right now.

Anyways, I'd probably kill Dr. Phill. I don't like him much...