Even the Paoman is being given a run for his money.

:( This book will be like a trainwreck. Horrendous, but you can't take your eyes off of it.

Can't wait for Twilight in Edward's point of view, with all his yummy Bella blood-drinking fantasies. (The other fantasies will be crossed out with a black sharpie.)

Has anybody else read the first chapter of Breaking Dawn yet?

Yeah, my excited friends made me.

I wanted to shoot myself...well actually, I have turned the Twilight Saga into a parody of romance novels. When you look at them that way they are quite hilarious.

Are they going to the midnight party as well? Mine are.

Um, yes.

And I'm going too.

Advice: Never, ever, ever pre-order from a bookstore your friend's birthday presents. Especially when they offer midnight parties. And then never, ever, ever, ever crash when they give you big eyes and say something about birthdays and make you promise to go.

Ever.

Ever?
:P

Well, unless someone points a gun at your head.

I was at the library with my friend today, she was analyzing the new quotes of the day..

Thankfully I have only one friend (well two, but I haven't seen the other one for about a year now) who has even read them.

Apparently, there's a girl at my school who believes she and Edward are engaged.

Hmm... And does everyone else think she's delusional?

There's always delusional people.
Or it's just a huge running gag.

Er, yes.

My sister decided to inform me there's a "vampire coven" at her school of three girls who've convinced themselves they're vampires after reading Twilight. They bite people.

Ianna wrote:They bite people.

I think they might be a bit over-enthusiastic about the whole vampire thing.....as well as being slightly freaky...!

I know someone (16 years old, sad) who bites people. She's bipolar.

Doesn't she take medication or something...? :ermm:

Unfortunately, in the real world (rather than the fantasy world occupied by drug corporations and child psychiatrists), you can't just cure complex mental illnesses by drugging the unfortunate sufferer with some extremely strong, questionably effective, full of side effects medication. At best they may help a bit. At worse, they can make the illness worse.

Besides, she's convinced she doesn't have it, despite what her doctor says (not that doctor's are always right but...). I know many people who would disagree with her.

Sentynel wrote:Unfortunately, in the real world (rather than the fantasy world occupied by drug corporations and child psychiatrists), you can't just cure complex mental illnesses by drugging the unfortunate sufferer with some extremely strong, questionably effective, full of side effects medication. At best they may help a bit. At worse, they can make the illness worse.

Okay...no need to bite my head off... :ermm: ... I was just asking because I have a friend who was recently diagnosed with bipolar.....

Sorry, the massive drug culture for "treating" mental illness gets me annoyed..

I suppose you've given this speech in the past?

Maaaaybe..
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