hey! just made an account, but I've been lurking in the forums for a while xP first read this series at 11, now 17 and on my 4th (or 5th?) rereading, I'm glad bartimaeus has not lost any of its magic for me
just 2 more things about me: I love fanfictions, and Nat/Bart is my OTP :)

Welcome to the site!

Have you read Lockwood yet?

welcome to the forum, Miss Dulce, want some

Hello Ms SweetRuinum, welcome to Bartiforums, hope you feel right at home!
Have you read Lockwood & co?

Thanks guys!
Yes, I've read Lockwood - I liked it, but not as much as the bartimaeus trilogy (I missed barti) I will definitely be reading the sequel when it comes out though :)

@Aggron, what kind?

Greetings, mademoiselle.
Welcome to the forum ^-^.

DulceRuinum wrote:@Aggron, what kind?

Virtual cookie, like these , but beware of virtual diabetes, it can virtually kill you!

Really? oh dear, please don't kill the newbies, Aggron :P
So, Dulce, please tell us more about yourself; where are you more or less from, what is your favourite food, etc.

evillaugh wrote:Really? oh dear, please don't kill the newbies, Aggron :P

Oh? You just realize it? I've been doing this for a year or so. You know, usually I virtually sacrifice the virtually inactive users to the virtual devil to get some virtual riches, a hundred billion more sacrifice or so and I'll be as virtually rich as Bill Gates

evillaugh wrote:Really? oh dear, please don't kill the newbies, Aggron :P
So, Dulce, please tell us more about yourself; where are you more or less from, what is your favourite food, etc.

I'm Canadian, I like cream puffs and Doritos. And Tim Hortons ice caps.

Aggron wrote:

evillaugh wrote:Really? oh dear, please don't kill the newbies, Aggron :P

Oh? You just realize it? I've been doing this for a year or so. You know, usually I virtually sacrifice the virtually inactive users to the virtual devil to get some virtual riches, a hundred billion more sacrifice or so and I'll be as virtually rich as Bill Gates

I think I'll pass on the cookies then... Thanks though :P

Aggron wrote:

evillaugh wrote:Really? oh dear, please don't kill the newbies, Aggron :P

Oh? You just realize it? I've been doing this for a year or so. You know, usually I virtually sacrifice the virtually inactive users to the virtual devil to get some virtual riches, a hundred billion more sacrifice or so and I'll be as virtually rich as Bill Gates

Oh, as long as it's only the inactive ones, that's alright, they deserve it. You won't have long till you're that rich, though, there are enough inactive users to feed a minor horde of afrits here.

DulceRuinium wrote:I'm Canadian, I like cream puffs and Doritos. And Tim Hortons ice caps.

Canadian, you say? Oh, luciene will be pleased, they're a dying breed here. Yumm, doritos. ç

I promise my coockies aren't poisoned, try one:

DulceRuinum wrote:

Aggron wrote:

evillaugh wrote:Really? oh dear, please don't kill the newbies, Aggron :P

Oh? You just realize it? I've been doing this for a year or so. You know, usually I virtually sacrifice the virtually inactive users to the virtual devil to get some virtual riches, a hundred billion more sacrifice or so and I'll be as virtually rich as Bill Gates

I think I'll pass on the cookies then... Thanks though :P

NOOO!! YOU WILL TAKE THESE COOKIES WETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!! *shoves off cookies to her mouth*

DYING BREED!? YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE?

(sorry I am obligated to come running in every time the word "Canada" or a variation thereof is used :P )

Welcome to the forum!

Well, Fuzzy, as far as I know, the only remaining active Canadians are you and luce, when there was a whole fleet before.

Aggron: no wonder there aren't that many active members if you scare them all off.

Well, I got virtual money for every inactive user, so, I tought it's a win for me

At this rate, you *are* Bill Gates, seeing as, from 1000+, only about max. 15 are active.

I heard cookies and poison used in the same sentence, and a repeated use of the word "Canadian".

You heard correctly. If you are a brave soul, you will read the last page to find out the connection between the three.

Aggron: You have succeeded to poison our newest member, I see. After you post more than three times in their introductions topic, they all mysteriously vanish. Has anyone noticed that yet?

Perenutet wrote:I heard cookies and poison used in the same sentence, and a repeated use of the word "Canadian".

oh look it's every other sentence in this place.

To be quite honest- there are much worse things here than cookies, poison, and Canadians.