"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.

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"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story".

I wish I were a cat-dragon

Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.

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***A LAST NOTE FROM YOUR NARRATOR***
I am haunted by humans.

- The Book Thief, by Markus Zusak

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