Hello there - I'm Fio, if my username wasn't obvious in telling you enough. I enjoy plotting over ways of invading the world by controlling you all as my future mind slaves of Doom, Sharp kitchen implements, plotting in my evil lair, sharp kitchen implements, and lying...hmm, that last bit in a way puts into question everything I've said earlier, it seems. Oh well, make of it what you will.

I hope to enjoy brainwashing - I mean befriending you all!!! Er, yes!!! Eh heheheh...hey, have a cookie!!! They won't erase your memory of anything I've stated here at all...AT ALL.

*cocks eyebrow* You dare challenge the great MAOI? (Mwamba's Army of Inferiors)

*accepts and eats cookie*
*blinks and shakes head*
Well, hi, person who doesn't seem at all insane or world-dominationey :)

I think you're gonna fit right in here. And you have it backwards, we'll be offering you suspicious cookies.

Mwamba wrote:*cocks eyebrow* You dare challenge the great MAOI? (Mwamba's Army of Inferiors)

Since it's an army of inferior people...then sure, why not?

Inferior to me anyways. You have been inducted at any rate. :)

Mwamba wrote:Inferior to me anyways. You have been inducted at any rate. :)

I shall be fine if I am not in you army of inferior people. I already have my arms full with my army of robotic daleks and giant fox beasts, among other things I can't really say due to questionable legality...but thanks for the offer. How does being allies sound?

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SevenPentacles wrote:I think you're gonna fit right in here. And you have it backwards, we'll be offering you suspicious cookies.

Whether I eat them or not is a different case entirely.

Fio wrote:

Mwamba wrote:Inferior to me anyways. You have been inducted at any rate. :)

I shall be fine if I am not in you army of inferior people. I already have my arms full with my army of robotic daleks and giant fox beasts, among other things I can't really say due to questionable legality...but thanks for the offer. How does being allies sound?

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SevenPentacles wrote:I think you're gonna fit right in here. And you have it backwards, we'll be offering you suspicious cookies.

Whether I eat them or not is a different case entirely.

If by allies you mean 'Mwamba's subordinate' sounds good.

Mwamba wrote:

Fio wrote:

Mwamba wrote:Inferior to me anyways. You have been inducted at any rate. :)

I shall be fine if I am not in you army of inferior people. I already have my arms full with my army of robotic daleks and giant fox beasts, among other things I can't really say due to questionable legality...but thanks for the offer. How does being allies sound?

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SevenPentacles wrote:I think you're gonna fit right in here. And you have it backwards, we'll be offering you suspicious cookies.

Whether I eat them or not is a different case entirely.

If by allies you mean 'Mwamba's subordinate' sounds good.

No, person-with-incredibly-selective-hearing, that is not what I mean. But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. :sun:

Nah, what helps me sleep at night are the tears of abusive parents, and also people who talk in the theatre.

I'm a bit late to the evil overlord induction party, but
Spiked cookie?

DC wrote:Well, hi, person who doesn't seem at all insane or world-dominationey

Did anybody ever watch Pinky and the Brain?

, Fi!!
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aiReY-chan wrote:Did anybody ever watch Pinky and the Brain?

YES. Epic show. :D

One is a genius. The other's insane

Fio wrote:Whether I eat them or not is a different case entirely.

Nice try, but we all know nobody can resist eating cookies, no matter how suspicious.

Mwamba wrote:Nah, what helps me sleep at night are the tears of abusive parents, and also people who talk in the theatre.

Reference win.

Is this GBM V.2?

Anyway, welcome.

Sentynel wrote:

Fio wrote:Whether I eat them or not is a different case entirely.

Nice try, but we all know nobody can resist eating cookies, no matter how suspicious.

Mwamba wrote:Nah, what helps me sleep at night are the tears of abusive parents, and also people who talk in the theatre.

Reference win.

Especially cookie cake.

Oh right. Well throw in the tears of child molesters as well then.

Welcome Fio!
And, the cookies were cooked by me this time.

Welcome! Don't try the cookies, they're nothing to my nice hash brownies.

You know, it's more likely that WE will brainwash YOU :D

Greetings!

I too would like to opt of out MAOI, especially since she joined my world domination club... Even if that was only for stalking purposes...

Cookie?
They're ever so slightly hallucinogenic. I added mushrooms.