Which better captivates the American taste? Which one is tastier?

Gladstone deadly inactive. What the hell is the point of this?

You're not Gladstone.

*puts on Santa hat*
WHY, YES I AM!!!! EAT YOUR FRIGGING BLUBERY STRAWBERRY HYBRIDS, STAY ON TOPIC UNLESS I DRIVE THE TOPIC OFF TOPIC, AND FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP WORSHIPPING ME!

How'd I do?

- looks at his Gladston-o-meter. -

You're closer than before

I sell them.

YOU have a GLADSTON-O-METER?!

*whispers* Where can I get one?

For what?

*whispers* How much?

Sexual favors of course. Hammer flavored.

I meant how much....I have to watch phrasing here more than Nat had to with his foliot in Golem's Eye.

...

Comes free with every four sushipies.

- steals Apollo's money and runs. -

*Orders four sushipies*

Dammit, not again!!!!!

*Shakes head*

Pie.

What flavor?

He has spoken!
Pie!
Apple of course.