Official first girl thread of bartiforums!

And I trust absolutely no males will be reading this? (Pfft, yeah right.)

So to all active female posters, (mainly me and Luciene) have at it.

*yay*

So what embarrassingly feminine topic do we start with?

Meh. Periods?

Ok...when's yours? I have mine rite now

Got finished a week ago.

Why?

Look in spamzone Post.

Oh dear God...

I will have to read this to make sure its not breaking any rules...

You can't trust your own moderator? *sob*

A lot of other forums have it :)

Mwamba wrote: You can't trust your own moderator? *sob*

But I still need to monitor it.

*yay* We get to traumatize you

Meh. When was your period again?

Perv.

You started it...

It was just an attempt to ressurect this dead forum.

Mwamba wrote: It was just an attempt to ressurect this dead forum.

Its not Dead.

Dead is when there aren't posts for days.

It's witnessing a slight correction in posts per day...

- infiltrates the girl thread, dressed in a golden wig yet still wearing his pair of lime green aviators. He also wears a dress, revealing his hairy legs and arms; his chest is stuffed with oranges (three of them). -

Krimella to Mother Nest, I have infiltrated the hideout. Wait, I'm talking to a banana peel, not a walkie talkie.

- throws banana peel down, runs forward, trips on it, breaks arm. - Now, someone take me to the girl hospital so I can see your girly rituals and --- I mean, take me to your Women Hospital!

- whispers into banana peel: - Mother Next, Krimella has successfully infiltrated. And my arm hurts. Damn slippery linolenum.

Yay, a girl thread! Didn't notice this before...erm...sorry, I haven't been an active poster lately...so, how's everyone?
*gives boy infiltrators menacing looks*
:D