evillaugh Djinni
7 Aug 16 - 16:02
Many people, upon meeting George Cubbins for the first time, formed three impressions: That he was british, that he was intelligent, and that he had such a slappable face that a nun would have ached to punch him."
I present: A Lockwood and co Good Omens AU! (Or Ghost Omens)
The basic premise:
Lockwood is a demon and George is an angel. Both have been placed on earth since its creation and are quite enjoying their stay.
Then, purgatory is open for some reason and all the souls are streaming into earth so heaven and hell tell their representatives on earth to figure out why. After a few years with no luck, hell decides that its the perfect moment to bring about the apocalypse and end The Problem on a permanent basis so they send the antichrist.
Lockwood and George flooping 'eck up the baby switch and Lucy ends up where she grew up in canon instead of London and both think that Robin is the antichrist. So hell wants Robin to test their powers but something goes wrong and Robin dies, proving that the actual antichrist is another person. That is when they put out the ad that theyre looking for another member to Lockwood and co to lure out the antichrist.
Lucy comes, of course and while they cant really figure out who she is (some hellish camouflage power) she obviously is special and so they take her on. Hell tells Lockwood that theyre sending a hellish companion but as theres no hellhound creeping up the stair theyre still looking fornthe real antichrist. First book goes more or less as canon except that you can never catch George sleeping and Lockwood likes to leave random pranks everywhere.
Then Lucy meets Skully the hell-ghost and their bond is formed. The more Lucy talks to it, the closer the apocalyse creeps but the second book still goes more or less as canon except that George steals a valuable family book from the black library.
But in the third book, hell and heaven send along War to check on Lockwood and Georges progress, enter Holly. War being War enjoys conflict and instead of trying to get along with Lucy, delights in making everything worse. So at the warehouse Lucy is baited on purpose by Holly and gets super- angry and its not any poltergeist making that racket.
Cue apocalypse with the horsemen already on site.
Starring:
Anthony J. Lockwood (an angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards)
Georgiel Cubbins (an angel and bibliophile)
Lucy Carlyle (the antichrist, adversary, destroyer of worlds)
Holly Munro (War)
Florence Bonnard (Pollution)
Quill Kipps (Famine)
Death (Death)
Inspector Barnes (officer of DEPRAC and witchfinder)
Marissa Fittes (a prophetess )
Penelope Fittes (owner of Fittes Agency and professional descendant)
I present: A Lockwood and co Good Omens AU! (Or Ghost Omens)
The basic premise:
Lockwood is a demon and George is an angel. Both have been placed on earth since its creation and are quite enjoying their stay.
Then, purgatory is open for some reason and all the souls are streaming into earth so heaven and hell tell their representatives on earth to figure out why. After a few years with no luck, hell decides that its the perfect moment to bring about the apocalypse and end The Problem on a permanent basis so they send the antichrist.
Lockwood and George flooping 'eck up the baby switch and Lucy ends up where she grew up in canon instead of London and both think that Robin is the antichrist. So hell wants Robin to test their powers but something goes wrong and Robin dies, proving that the actual antichrist is another person. That is when they put out the ad that theyre looking for another member to Lockwood and co to lure out the antichrist.
Lucy comes, of course and while they cant really figure out who she is (some hellish camouflage power) she obviously is special and so they take her on. Hell tells Lockwood that theyre sending a hellish companion but as theres no hellhound creeping up the stair theyre still looking fornthe real antichrist. First book goes more or less as canon except that you can never catch George sleeping and Lockwood likes to leave random pranks everywhere.
Then Lucy meets Skully the hell-ghost and their bond is formed. The more Lucy talks to it, the closer the apocalyse creeps but the second book still goes more or less as canon except that George steals a valuable family book from the black library.
But in the third book, hell and heaven send along War to check on Lockwood and Georges progress, enter Holly. War being War enjoys conflict and instead of trying to get along with Lucy, delights in making everything worse. So at the warehouse Lucy is baited on purpose by Holly and gets super- angry and its not any poltergeist making that racket.
Cue apocalypse with the horsemen already on site.
Starring:
Anthony J. Lockwood (an angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards)
Georgiel Cubbins (an angel and bibliophile)
Lucy Carlyle (the antichrist, adversary, destroyer of worlds)
Holly Munro (War)
Florence Bonnard (Pollution)
Quill Kipps (Famine)
Death (Death)
Inspector Barnes (officer of DEPRAC and witchfinder)
Marissa Fittes (a prophetess )
Penelope Fittes (owner of Fittes Agency and professional descendant)
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage