And so does everyone... no matter: EveryonexMwamba.

You can't just just do everyonexMwamba. There will have to be a filter.

1: Gender: Male

2: Hot? Hell yes.

3: Posesses brains? Yes.

4: Has a personality compatible with mine.

5: Is funny.

Which, admittedly takes out most of the world.

We will have Gladstone design your filter.

*bangs head against the keyboard*

*bang*

*bang*

*bang*

You do not have confidence in his abilities?

I don't have confidence in your mental stability.

*continues to bang head against the keyboard*

Tsk. Tsk.

Poor Mwamba, she banged herself to insanity and beyond...

....and beyond.....and beyond.....

And now she stalks online forums, hunting for somewhat gothic teenagers, who she uses to-

*Gasp*

Yes, yes. Ship you mean?

Torture me, abuse me, kill me, But for the love Whitewell's hammer DON"T SHIP ME!

Can I ship you with my science teacher?

Gender? Martial status?

It's a female. (Suprising.)

Martial Status: Not sure, think she's a widow though.

Um... no.

Martial Status? Martial...ARTS STATUS?

- flying kick to Post's face, possessing the ability to reverse the flow of waterfalls. -

Maritial status, whatever.

My words are stronger than any water fall.

Wow, it's official. Fine, forget my old mean bitchy science teacher. You shall be shipped with Elia.

(And only I shall know the full horror I have unleashed with that ship.)

Who?

(And only I shall know the full horror I have unleashed with that ship.)