You know, it really is unusual how sexist jokes about women and kitchens work so well when you cut and paste Faquarl's name into them. Most of these I probably wouldn't consider funny, until I added Faquarl's name to it.






Q: Why did God create Faquarl?
A: You think God's gonna wash the dishes? Yeah, I thought not.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
I saw Faquarl actually out of the kitchen today.

A man runs over Faquarl. Whose fault is it?
The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Why can't Faquarl drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

How does Faquarl learn math?
He turns it into a recipe.

Lovelace forced Faquarl to remake the entire dinner after he found an onion in it.

What does Lovelace do when the oven breaks down?
Gives Faquarl a slap, and pushes him back in the kitchen.

How does Lovelace get his dishwasher to work?
He hits Faquarl.

How come a submarine is the one place Faquarl doesnt work?
There's no kitchen.

What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife - a knife Faquarl got from the kitchen.

What is the first thing Faquarl does when he gets back from the battered djinni's clinic?
The god damned dishes if he knows what's good for him.

What have you done wrong when Faquarl comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long.

What's got two black eyes, a fat lip, and walks with a limp?
Faquarl, after he burned Lovelace's dinner.
Why the limp?
He needed to circle the kitchen a few times and practice.

What's a good comeback to the Faquarl belongs in the kitchen joke?
You mean where all the knives are? or Okay, would you like an extra serving of arsenic on that sandwich?


What do you mean, these are good jokes?
There's nothing funny about Faquarl in the kitchen.
Stop joking around and make me a damn sammich.

Fffffft- I can't stop laughing. Kudos to you, my friend.
Would you mind if I made an icon out of the first one (for Livejournal)?

These were so hilarious!!! Awesome idea to integrate Faquarl into those jokes!

Fio wrote:What have you done wrong when Faquarl comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long.

I literally fell off my chair at that one. xD

Haha. It is nice to integrate Barty characters into jokes. We could use the blond jokes for Jabor.

Saiph wrote:Fffffft- I can't stop laughing. Kudos to you, my friend.
Would you mind if I made an icon out of the first one (for Livejournal)?

Your welcome - and sure, go ahead. I made it using a meme generator.

If they weren't about Faquarl, I honestly wouldn't laugh. So damn sexist.
But it's really funny this way. :D
Blond jokes for Jabor? Awesome.
Although, again, I wouldn't laugh if it wasn't because of the character replacement. I'm a blond, and it's pretty tiring to hear those all the time ¬_¬''

>.> Better than the ginger jokes I get. My hair isn't even that red.

aiReY-chan wrote:If they weren't about Faquarl, I honestly wouldn't laugh. So damn sexist.
But it's really funny this way. :D
Blond jokes for Jabor? Awesome.
Although, again, I wouldn't laugh if it wasn't because of the character replacement. I'm a blond, and it's pretty tiring to hear those all the time ¬_¬''

Oh yes, those above jokes would be very sexist if not for the character replacement. And yeah, the blond and ginger jokes are pretty rude too. But it is fun to joke about everyone, every community and everything. There is nothing like a good joke. Provided, of course, it is exchanged amongst people who are sensible and don't mean it at all.

rubberchickenben wrote:>.> Better than the ginger jokes I get. My hair isn't even that red.

haha, yeah. some random walked past me once and said 'Hi Ginger!' or something like that as an insult and his mate turned to him and said 'she's not ginger!' .
I almost cracked up walking past them, they were like the dumb guys out of some rubbish comedy.

I get that alot, people randomly shouting ginger at me just cause i am. they don't seem to see that i dye my hair this colour so I obviously want to be ginger. :D

nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:

aiReY-chan wrote:If they weren't about Faquarl, I honestly wouldn't laugh. So damn sexist.
But it's really funny this way. :D
Blond jokes for Jabor? Awesome.
Although, again, I wouldn't laugh if it wasn't because of the character replacement. I'm a blond, and it's pretty tiring to hear those all the time ¬_¬''

Oh yes, those above jokes would be very sexist if not for the character replacement. And yeah, the blond and ginger jokes are pretty rude too. But it is fun to joke about everyone, every community and everything. There is nothing like a good joke. Provided, of course, it is exchanged amongst people who are sensible and don't mean it at all.

Besides, Faquarl is the best abused 1950s housewife ever! He makes the best sandwiches too.

Epic_Footstool wrote:These were so hilarious!!! Awesome idea to integrate Faquarl into those jokes!

Fio wrote:What have you done wrong when Faquarl comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long.

I literally fell off my chair at that one. xD

A chair sitting on a chair?

Be chairful :D

YES. DANSARIKI, OF ALL PEOPLE, IS RESPONDING TO THIS QUESTION

Dansariki wrote:

Epic_Footstool wrote:These were so hilarious!!! Awesome idea to integrate Faquarl into those jokes!

Fio wrote:What have you done wrong when Faquarl comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? You made the chain too long.

I literally fell off my chair at that one. xD

A chair sitting on a chair?

Be chairful :D

BAD PUNS ASIDE, HOLY FUDGE ON A FUDGISCLE STICK. I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE THE GENDER CONFUSED ONE I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT. HELLO THERE, FEMALE MALE ONE.

Internet fame through severe confusion about others' genders. Now that's a new one.

Sentynel wrote:Internet fame through severe confusion about others' genders. Now that's a new one.

Could be worse. Remember Leeroy Jenkins, of WoW fame?

Who doesn't remember LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS?

(At least he has chicken.)

That was staged, but funny nontheless.

Sentynel wrote:Who doesn't remember LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS?

(At least he has chicken.)

Me...Who's Leeroy Jenkins?

indie2 wrote:

Sentynel wrote:Who doesn't remember LEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS?

(At least he has chicken.)

Me...Who's Leeroy Jenkins?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins

Don't worry, I hadn't heard of him too.

You're showing your internet youth there, guys. Leeroy Jenkins was all over the place back in '05.