Who is in the mood for a good old fashioned contest to see who can write the best Barti fanfic? :D

Well, I suppose.

Ah sure, why not?

What kind of fanfiction?

Hmmm, do we just write a fanfic?

Yes! So in! Can we submit a pre-written fic or do we have to write a new one?
(*contemplates twenty-chapter fic not quite done*)
I love reading peoples GOOD fics, even if I don't agree with pairings and stuff...

So when does the contest start?