What is Dark Millenium? Is Club Penguin an RPG?

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Warhammer 40k

Club Penguin will classify as a MMO. A sad, pathetic MMO.

MMO?

I should probably know what that is.

Massivelt Multiplayer Online Game

If it has the word 'penguin' in there, it'll never be sad or pathetic.

I'm convinced of Paolini being a good author now. I mean, he had to be good to have convinced his editor to leave this line in:

"A terrible energy and strength began to grow in him. It grabbed his emotions and forged them into a solid bar of anger with one word stamped on it: revenge."

That's near the beginning of the chapter 'A Rider's Blade'.

The third book's begginning?

Sounds like a soddy piece of fanfiction to me.

A lot of authors have a few grammar problems....take Stephen King sometimes. But he's also a good storyteller.

Paolini isn't a writer or storyteller, at least not a decent one.

Hell, most of my newer fics have a better start than that.

First book. If it was third, it'd be like:

"A terrible energy and strength began to grow in him. It grabbed his emotions and forged them into a solid bar of anger with one word stamped on it: revenge."

Would be

A malicious aether & machismo divulged affirmations within Eragon-safluraoé's taoist epicenter. Thusly ensconcing his chemical reactions in his cerebellum & manipulating them into a corporeal ingot of acrimony with a solitary monoglyph imprinted upon its iridescent surface: vindictive counterinsurgency.

I laugh very rarely (well, I do, but it's more of a stupid wide grin thing, not a vocal 'ha, ha') but that made me lmao.

OnTopic: I've Read Paolini - Didn't Like Him. He's okay (well, really he's not good enough even to be called okay, but I feel generous right now), but he just doesn't compare to Stroud and the like.

Krim wrote: "A terrible energy and strength began to grow in him. It grabbed his emotions and forged them into a solid bar of anger with one word stamped on it: revenge."

He actually wrote that? And the editor actually let it stay in?

Alright, now he's just not trying.

Is this just an experiement to see how many people will like this stupidity?

If only it was.

I especially like 'a terrible energy AND strength'.

What scared me is I actually understood Krim's translation.

If Krim wrote a book like that, I wouldn't read it.

But when Paolini writes a book like that you like it.

At least Krim's passage was intentionally bad.

I just reread the whole of this topic. Lawl. Some people here... :D

Apollo came to Ottawa? Hmm... Me no see.

Athena went to Ottawa.

Did you see an eigth grade caucasian girl, with pale skin, grey-blue eyes, shoulder-length yellow hair, and a slightly crooked nose?

No? Oh well.