You remind me of someone I know.

Just checking...you don't sing do you?

Birthday in August?

Own a dog?

Harass your friends and treat them like dirt?

Yes.

Are you actually reading this?

And what is that dog's name?

Yah.

You have a dog named Yah?

No, but I have a birthday in April and a kitten named Doctor Murder.

At least you weren't who I thought you were.

It'd be awful if he were to invade my online life.

Just kidding.

But I know you're not him.

Because I lent him the books a year after you joined.

And he doesn't even know what Eragon is.

So ha!

k. It is always possible I have been lying to you and read the Trilogy before that, just to mess with your head.

Do you enjoy toturing me as much as I enjoy thing being back on topic?

Okay, SCHOOL'S OUT! Except it was P.E. and we couldn't do countdown, but bunches of people screamed. It was fry-eggs-on-the-sidewalk hot, in the 90s F. Even in the shade, but I was helping someone with sudoku. Some places were in the 3-digits.

Someone said that Oromis ate a blueberry in a paragraph, but it was only 2 sentences. Gosh, it's hot. Our house doesn't have AC.

Also, yesterday, I saw a squirrel running from a bird that kept pecking at it. It was also hot.

It might as well have been a paragraph, dear.

It's 44 Celsius here, with 60% humidity.

Wammy, if you're going to say something like that, it goes in the OFF TOPIC section. Not here.

Actually Krim, I like Norse mythology too.

Doesn't everyone?

Too bad it's not MYTHOLOGY.

When I think of Norse, my first thought is the Chaos gods. <_<

That's blasphemous and makes me think you're talking about Drizz't.