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14 May 07 - 01:20

You were not quite as vocal on the paloni-must-die scale. Half that book is useless garbage. He goes on forever about things that aren't important on a plot that is predictable and boring. Plus I may add does Eragon (shudders when says name) have some kind of problem? Cause he can't seem to go through a battle scene without blacking out.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Rekhyt2238 Utukku

14 May 07 - 01:35

Athena wrote: Plus I may add does Eragon (shudders when says name) have some kind of problem? Cause he can't seem to go through a battle scene without blacking out.

I sware we've already had a conversations similar to this...The "Eragons' having allergic reactions to battles'" conversation.

The Mona Lisa:

Artemis Afrit

14 May 07 - 02:04

Perhaps he's dissassociative.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Athena Horla

14 May 07 - 15:18

Perphaps he has problems in the head.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

rubberchickenben Marid

14 May 07 - 19:20

Maybe he's emo. :D

I wish I were a cat-dragon

Athena Horla

14 May 07 - 21:31

Oh probably. In Eldest he goes around moping over leather-wearing-elf girl. Plus there's the whole his family is totally screwed thing.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

rubberchickenben Marid

14 May 07 - 23:58

I bet he writes Gothic poetry... :lol:

I wish I were a cat-dragon

Artemis Afrit

15 May 07 - 00:36

Athena wrote: Perphaps he has problems in the head.

Being dissassociative is a problem in your head.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Wammy Foliot

15 May 07 - 04:24

Eragon isn't that bad, it's better than Ingo. I haven't bothered to read the other 32 pages. And Ianna, your avatar is from eLouai.

I think I'm a heretic now. But you can't burn me since I have godly powers, and I'll taunt you when you try to burn me.

There's a fire right there.

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!! - American Light Yagami

Athena Horla

15 May 07 - 11:20

Wammy wrote: Eragon isn't that bad

Leave. Leave now.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Wammy Foliot

15 May 07 - 21:00

You're a sour lemon. And I don't like ninjas.

:wave2::wave2:

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!! - American Light Yagami

Apocrypha Afrit

16 May 07 - 04:31

Wammy wrote: You're a sour lemon. And I don't like ninjas.
:wave2::wave2:

Those smiles: totally unnecessary.

OMGtangerines Foliot

16 May 07 - 06:46

they are funny though.

<- <- like that one. :D

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Athena Horla

16 May 07 - 11:51

Wammy wrote: You're a sour lemon. And I don't like ninjas.
:wave2::wave2:

The statement still stands.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

!wobniaR Mouler

16 May 07 - 15:06

Read the books then watch the movie and I can guarantee that you'll be as mentally scarred as me o___o;;

Adele Djinni

16 May 07 - 17:54

OMGtangerines wrote: they are funny though. <- <- like that one. :D

you shouldn't go near that one... you will get banned.....

This topic has served its purpose

I didn't find the books bad, but I hate the movie with a passion, it was horribly disturbing

AIONIOS

Athena Horla

16 May 07 - 19:31

Ah! I am surrounded by Eragon likers - need back up!!!

(and if you like the book why are you posting on this thread...the title kind of says it all)

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Wammy Foliot

16 May 07 - 22:04

To change it's mind. You have a sour face smiley, lemon.
I have

to help me.

Athena

I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!! - American Light Yagami

Athena Horla

16 May 07 - 22:11

Oh I see Eragon will become a good book due to your

I'm sorry Wammy but nothing can get past the fact that the book is horribly written.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

OMGtangerines Foliot

17 May 07 - 07:44

wammy, 'you are either very brave or very stupid'

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EVIL!

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