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15 Jan 07 - 23:57

Although I might add, that you complain about everything. You go out of your way to complain you enjoy complaining! But that's why you're my friend...

And anyway, Eragon can never get complained about too much. :D

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Athena Horla

16 Jan 07 - 00:01

too true

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Ianna Marid

16 Jan 07 - 00:03

Or they don't pay attention to the writing and plot ripoffs.

Either one.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Post Higher Spirit

16 Jan 07 - 03:38

It's called selective qouting. There have been Reveiws noting the Plot ripoffs and trips into ye olde englishe. But you never hear about them. HE IS THE PRODIGY, THE NEXT TOLKIEN!! HOW CAN HE BE WRONG??!!!1111!!!

Shame of the Super Son

Adele Djinni

16 Jan 07 - 12:56

Welcome Athena,
Yeah you should talk to Post, or Krim... Wait you should really talk to Skulblaka!
Mwahahahah

AIONIOS

WinterTabby Horla

16 Jan 07 - 13:16

People just love to hate Paolini because it seems like he's beaten most people in the Game of Life. He got something for nothing. Um, guess I'm being philosophical?

Nothing to see here, move along.

Post Higher Spirit

16 Jan 07 - 13:21

Paolini: ALL YOUR BOOK ARE BELONG TO US

Intelligent readers: WHAT YOU SAY?!

Paolini: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO MAKE YOUR TIME

Shame of the Super Son

Sentynel One with The Other Place

admin

16 Jan 07 - 15:57

No no, it's "all your book are belong to us". Get your quotes right please.

Sentynel - Head Ninja, Admin, Keeper of the Ban Afrit, Official Forum Graphics Guy, and forum code debugger.
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way

Athena Horla

16 Jan 07 - 20:54

People like Paloni because they think he's a young author and extremely talented. Young he may be but he's got a long way to go if he want's to be the next Tolkien.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Adele Djinni

16 Jan 07 - 23:40

Agreed. But... I really didn't think the books were that bad, They were copies and bad lit or what ever, but because they were so close to LOTR they were somewhat entertaining.

AIONIOS

Artemis Afrit

17 Jan 07 - 00:01

Pffft. I'm younger than he is and my stories are far more original.

As are Athy's, and pretty much everyone else's on this sight.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Post Higher Spirit

17 Jan 07 - 09:56

Sentynel wrote: No no, it's "all your book are belong to us". Get your quotes right please.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE! DOWN WITH PAOLINI!

Shame of the Super Son

Athena Horla

17 Jan 07 - 20:34

Thanks for the compliment Artemis, and ditto to post. I wonder how much it would cost to hire and assasin....

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Artemis Afrit

18 Jan 07 - 00:35

I'll do it for free...

Hell, I'd probably PAY to do it.

And you're welcome.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Post Higher Spirit

18 Jan 07 - 09:20

Well, after Book III, Eragon is history. Hold strong and have faith in the Emperor.

Shame of the Super Son

Athena Horla

18 Jan 07 - 12:25

That's just what they want you to think, what you don't know is that it's all a clever ruse...

I would bet that after doing this well Eragon's son, or distant relitive takes up afterwards. Actaully that would make a good topic...

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Ianna Marid

18 Jan 07 - 23:08

You guys entertain me with your bashing.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Athena Horla

18 Jan 07 - 23:11

Thank you!

( That will be 50 dollars US. And I charge intrest.)

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Ianna Marid

18 Jan 07 - 23:15

Sorry, I'm broke.

And I just washed my cellphone again.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Darkshine Mite

19 Jan 07 - 01:47

Sentynel wrote: Super strong and vegetarian? Hmm. Like Popeye. Does that make the IT an advertisement for all the farmers growing vegetables then?

In all actuality, spinach in Popeye may be a reference to marijuana.
That explains why Eragon is so horribly mangled, actually. Swell.

I joined the forum merely to say that. Took me seven minutes to find the post button, which, incidentally, I didn't.

Wish me luck, Krim!

EVIL!

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