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Mwamba Higher Spirit
14 May 06 - 20:52
And I like bunnies.

Back on topic: I don't know what to say.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apocrypha Afrit
14 May 06 - 22:16
Wow. I didn't know a topic could get so off topic.
15 May 06 - 16:16
Neither did I, but apparently it can :o
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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15 May 06 - 19:31
Bah, we're masters of going wildly off topic.

Er, what was this about so I can try and nudge it back on topic?
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Luciene Higher Spirit
15 May 06 - 21:23
It's not our fault we're off topic. There's no complaints left. Jon's the greatest!
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
15 May 06 - 21:27
Yeah, I second that.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apocrypha Afrit
16 May 06 - 00:33
I third wait. Ok. :yes:
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Ianna Marid
16 May 06 - 00:35
Ok one last complaint, though it's not really one.

I wish we had more of Bart's history.

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where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Luciene Higher Spirit
16 May 06 - 00:46
I think we had enough. It would have gotten boring. I want more stories of the times Nat nearly lost his lfe. Expeciall the Oyster and the Trunk
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Apocrypha Afrit
16 May 06 - 04:25
I wanted to know those too.
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Luciene Higher Spirit
16 May 06 - 21:03
I bet for the Very Heavy Trunk, Nat just couldn't lift it so he called Barti.

Or there was a bomb in there...
6 Jun 06 - 10:32
Or it might have been a elephants trunk and Nat had cut it off to eat, but he didnt have anyone to cook it so he called Barti



God thats stupid :nathaniel:
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Beleth Foliot
6 Jun 06 - 11:26
I wanted to learn more about both Nats and Bartis histroy. It would have been nice to see a true duel aswell, we have heard enough about them.
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Luciene Higher Spirit
6 Jun 06 - 13:07
You mean a battle to the death between Barti and Nat? Personally, I'd put money on Barti.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
6 Jun 06 - 14:01
Do you mean a fair fight where Bartimaeus is not under Nat's control and/or a pyramid of slime?
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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6 Jun 06 - 18:15
Wouldn't be cool to be a pyramid of slime? Except the fact that you're dying. ;)
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Krim Horla
6 Jun 06 - 18:20
Probably more like Bartimaeus and Faquarl battling it out while both are at their prime, tearing gouges in the land and evaporating seas in their wake, like Barti mentions in the beginning of Ptolemy's Gate where the pretty cyclops helps Barti from out under an outhouse.
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Apocrypha Afrit
7 Jun 06 - 21:12
Well, Bart's history is really long. Though not as tedious as I would expect.
11 Jun 06 - 10:27
Krim wrote: Probably more like Bartimaeus and Faquarl battling it out while both are at their prime, tearing gouges in the land and evaporating seas in their wake, like Barti mentions in the beginning of Ptolemy's Gate where the pretty cyclops helps Barti from out under an outhouse.
Id like to see Barti and Farquarl battling it out as pyramids of slime.

Id pay like 7 bucks to see that
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Luciene Higher Spirit
11 Jun 06 - 13:06
Farquarl would still win. He'd be a bigger pyramid. Do you think slime can do sarcasm?

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