First Quote Ever: (Recorded on this forum):D

wrote:Apollo7> I liked the first ship of me better...

There you have it. Apollo really does like Ianna...despite Ianna/Apollo being such a boring ship. *sigh*

Damn, I'll never figure out of it's a boy or girl. >.<

Damn you, you editing fool.
*shouts to everyone* This is a load of crap!!! Do you here me? CRAP!!! I was refering to the non existant ship, of me/ice cream, just to draw her attention away from making a thread like this. As you can all see, I failed... miserably. I announce, I don't agree with ANY of her ships. PERIOD.

You/Ice Cream was never shipped. Stop trying to cop out :P

I know it wasn't. That's why I said "non existant".

wrote:<MisE> ur a little little boy u know that

<MisE> so young...naive
<MisE> like me when i was a lad

*does small victory dance in office chair*

Woops! Sorry. Double post. Forigeith me, all ye peoples.

Oh, shut up!
:P

*Snorts* Old news herre...everyone knows I'm a creepy pedofile anyway.

How about some real quotes?

<Sentynel> I'm hungry.
<Sentynel> Damn, my parents are out! I've got to make myself lunch.
<Sentynel> I have crafted a masterpiece from the Sentynel school of sandwich making!
<Sentynel> STAGE 1: Find bread. Slightly stale preferable.
<Sentynel> STAGE 2: Find sharp object, eg knife, battle axe, chainsaw (depening on staleness of bread).
<Sentynel> STAGE 3: Hack off two vaguely straight chunks of bread.
<Sentynel> STAGE 4: Find cheese. Cheap Morrison's value jahlsberg preferable.
<Sentynel> STAGE 5: Attack cheese with cheese grater.
<Sentynel> STAGE 6: Realise you've forgotten to butter the bread. Find butter. Find knife.
<Sentynel> STAGE 7: Scrape uneven lumps of butter onto bread for a bit, give up and call it buttered.
<Sentynel> STAGE 8: Pour cheese shavings onto bread.
<Sentynel> STAGE 9: Stick bits of sandwich together.
<Sentynel> STAGE 10: Enjoy!

*writes down on notepad*
Brilliant!

I think that's the first time anyone's ever said that to Sent.

Ianna wrote: I think that's the first time anyone's ever said that to Sent.

...that was mean. :(

wrote: <Sentynel> I'm hungry.
<Sentynel> Damn, my parents are out! I've got to make myself lunch.
<Sentynel> I have crafted a masterpiece from the Sentynel school of sandwich making!
<Sentynel> STAGE 1: Find bread. Slightly stale preferable.
<Sentynel> STAGE 2: Find sharp object, eg knife, battle axe, chainsaw (depening on staleness of bread).
<Sentynel> STAGE 3: Hack off two vaguely straight chunks of bread.
<Sentynel> STAGE 4: Find cheese. Cheap Morrison's value jahlsberg preferable.
<Sentynel> STAGE 5: Attack cheese with cheese grater.
<Sentynel> STAGE 6: Realise you've forgotten to butter the bread. Find butter. Find knife.
<Sentynel> STAGE 7: Scrape uneven lumps of butter onto bread for a bit, give up and call it buttered.
<Sentynel> STAGE 8: Pour cheese shavings onto bread.
<Sentynel> STAGE 9: Stick bits of sandwich together.
<Sentynel> STAGE 10: Enjoy!

That's what TV dinner was invented for. ;)

That involves actually having any in the house though. We eat proper food here, so when you're looking for a quick snack you have to improvise.

I've never had a TV dinner.

And like you haven't ever said anything mean to me.

Ianna wrote: I've never had a TV dinner.

And like you haven't ever said anything mean to me.

Me, say mean stuff? Naah...

I can't remember anything that Sentynel has said in IRC that colud be posted here...
I'll have to get on more.

Yes, yes you will. Lots of funny stuff has been said there, but it's only ever me and Gladstone there to listen to it...

I've been there.

There are just a few time-zone differences which really mess things up.

I think I'm developing bruises from the kicks I get there.

My dignity...it's so wounded...