Chapter One sneak peak

Ring Of Solomon
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Sunset above the olive groves. The sky, like a bashful youth kissed for the first time, blushed with a peach-pink light. Through the open windows came the gentlest of breezes, car­rying the fragrances of evening. It stirred the hair of the young woman standing alone and pensive in the center of the marble floor, and caused her dress to flutter against the contours of her lean, dark limbs.

She lifted a hand; slim fingers toyed with a ringlet of hair beside her neck.

“Why so shy, my lord?” she whispered. “Come near and let me look on you.”

In the opposite pentacle the old man lowered the wax cyl­inder in his hand and glared at me with his single eye. “Great Jehovah, Bartimaeus! You don’t think that’s going to work on me?”

My eyelashes quivered beguilingly. “I’ll dance too, if you’ll only step a little closer. Come on, spoil yourself. I’ll do the Twirl of the Seven Veils.”

The magician spoke with irritation. “No, thank you. And you can stop that, too.”

“Stop what?”

“That ... that jiggling about. Every now and then you — There! You did it again!”

“Oh, come on, sailor, live a little. What’s putting you off?”

My master uttered an oath. “Possibly your clawed left foot. Possibly your scaly tail. Also possibly the fact that even a newborn babe would know not to step outside his protective circle when requested to do so by a wicked, duplicitous spirit such as your­self. Now, silence, cursed creature of air, and abandon your pathetic temptations, or I shall strike you sideways with such a Pestilence as even great Egypt never suffered!” The old boy was quite excited, all out of breath, his white hair a disordered halo around his head. From behind his ear he took a stylus and grimly made a notation on the cylinder. “There’s a black mark there for you, Bartimaeus,” he said. “Another one. If this line gets filled, you’ll be off the special allowances list for good, you understand. No more roasted imps, no time off, nothing. Now, I’ve a job for you.”

The maiden in the pentacle folded her arms. She wrinkled her dainty nose. “I’ve just done a job.”

“Well, now you’ve got another one.”

“I’ll do it when I’ve had a rest.”

“You’ll do it this very night.”

“Why should I do it? Send Tufec or Rizim.”

A bright jag of scarlet lightning issued from the forefinger of the old man, looped across the intervening space, and set my pentacle aflame, so that I wailed and danced with mad abandon.

The crackling ceased; the pain in my feet lessened. I came to an ungainly standstill.

“You were right, Bartimaeus,” the old man chuckled. “You do dance well. Now, are you going to give me any more back chat? If so, another notch upon the cylinder it shall be.”

“No, no —there’s no need for that.” To my great relief the stylus was slowly replaced behind the aged ear. I clapped my hands vigorously. “So, another job, you say? What joy! I’m humbled that you have selected me from among so many other worthy djinn. What brought me to your attention tonight, great Master? The ease with which I slew the giant of Mount Lebanon? The zeal with which I put the Canaanite rebels to flight? Or just my general reputation?”

The old man scratched his nose. “None of that; rather it was your behavior last night, when the watch imps observed you in the form of a mandrill swaggering through the undergrowth below the Sheep Gate, singing lewd songs about King Solomon and loudly extolling your own magnificence.”

The maiden gave a surly shrug. “Might not have been me.”

“The words ‘Bartimaeus is best,’ repeated at tedious length, suggest otherwise.”

“Well, all right. So I’d had too many mites at supper. No harm done.”

“No harm? The Watch reported it to their supervisor, who reported it to me. I reported it to High Magician Hiram, and I believe it has since come to the ears of the king himself.” His face became all prim and starchy. “He is not pleased.”

I blew out my cheeks. “Can’t he tell me so in person?”

The magician’s eye bulged; it looked like an egg emerg­ing from a chicken*. “You dare suggest,” he cried, “that great Solomon, King of all Israel, master of all lands from the Gulf of Aqaba to the broad Euphrates, would deign to speak with a sulphurous slave such as you? The idea! In all my years, I have heard nothing so offensive!”

*Rizim had put the other eye out on a rare occasion when our master had made a slight mistake with the words of his summoning. We’d additionally managed to scorch his backside once or twice, and there was a scar on his neck where I’d come close with a lucky ricochet; but despite a long career commanding more than a dozen formidable djinn, the magician remained vigorous and spry. He was a tough old bird.

“Oh, come, come. Look at the state of you. Surely you must have.”

“Two more notches, Bartimaeus, for your effrontery and cheek.” Out came the cylinder; the stylus scratched upon it furiously. “Now then, enough of your nonsense. Listen to me closely. Solomon desires new wonders for his collection. He has commanded his magicians to search the known world for objects of beauty and power. At this very moment, in all the wall-towers of Jerusalem, my rivals conjure demons no less hideous than you and send them out like fiery comets to plunder ancient cities, north, south, east, and west. All hope to astound the king with the treasures they secure. But they will be disappointed, Barti maeus, will they not, for we will bring him the finest prize of all. You understand me?”

The pretty maiden curled her lip; my long, sharp teeth glinted wetly. “Grave-robbing again? Solomon should be doing seedy stuff like this himself. But no, as usual he can’t be bothered to lift his finger and use the Ring. How lazy can you get?”

The old man gave a twisted smile. The black hollow of his lost eye seemed to suck in light. “Your opinions are interesting. So much so that I shall depart right now and report them to the king. Who knows? Perhaps he will choose to lift his finger and use the Ring on you.”

There was a slight pause, during which the shadows of the room grew noticeably deeper, and a chill ran up my shapely spine. “No need,” I growled. “I’ll get him his precious treasure. Where do you want me to go, then?”

My master gestured to the windows, through which the cheery lights of lower Jerusalem winked and shone. “Fly east to Babylon,” he said. “One hundred miles southeast of that dread city, and thirty miles south of the Euphrates’s current course, Bartimaeus lie certain mounds and ancient diggings, set about with frag ments of windblown wall. The local peasants avoid the ruins for fear of ghosts, while any nomads keep their flocks beyond the farthest tumuli. The only inhabitants of the region are reli gious zealots and other madmen, but the site was not always so desolate. Once it had a name.”

“Eridu,” I said softly. “I know.”*

“Strange must be the memories of a creature such as you, who has seen such places rise and fall...” The old man gave a shudder. “I do not like to dwell on it. But if you recall the loca­tion, so much the better! Search its ruins, locate its temples. If the scrolls speak truly, there are many sacred chambers there, containing who knows what antique glory! With luck, some of the treasures will have remained undisturbed.”

“No doubt about that,” I said, “given its guardians.”

“Ah yes, the ancients will have protected them well!” The old man’s voice rose to a dramatic pitch; his hands made elo­quent fluttering gestures of dismay. “Who knows what lurks there still? Who knows what prowls the ruins? Who knows what hideous shapes, what monstrous forms might ... Will you stop doing that with your tail? It’s not hygienic.”

*Eridu of the Seven Temples, the bone-white city, glittering in green fields. One of the earliest cities of men. In its day its ziggurats rose high as falcon’s flight and the scent of its spice markets drifted on the winds as far as Uruk and the sea. ... Then the river changed its course; the land went dry. The people grew thin and cruel; their temples toppled into dust, and they and their past were utterly forgotten. Except by spirits such as me. And, naturally —whenever their gold lust overcame their fears —by magicians too.

I drew myself up. “All right,” I said. “I get the picture. I’ll go to Eridu and see what I can find. But when I get back I want to be dismissed straight off. No arguments, no shilly-shallying. I’ve been on Earth too long now and my essence aches like a moldering tooth.”

My master grinned a gummy grin, stuck his chin toward me, and waggled a wrinkled finger. “That all depends on what you bring back, doesn’t it, Bartimaeus? If you impress me, I may let you go. See that you do not fail! Now —prepare yourself. I shall bind you to your purpose.”

Midway through his incantation the horn blew hard below the window, signaling the closure of the Kidron Gate. It was answered, farther off, by the sentries on the Sheep Gate, Prison Gate, Horse and Water Gates, and so on around the city walls, until the great horn on the palace roof was sounded and all Jerusalem was safe and sealed for the night. A year or two back I’d have hoped such distractions would make my master stumble on his words, so that I might have leaped forth and devoured him. I didn’t bother hoping now. He was too old and too expe­rienced. I needed something better than that if I was going to get him.

The magician finished, spoke the final words. The pretty maiden’s body became soft and see-through; for an instant I hung together like a statue formed of silken smoke, then burst soundlessly into nothing.

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Fio Foliot
Hey, you posted it! Sweet. You know, I really do wanna hear the lewd songs about King Solomon that loudly extoll Bart's magnificence at the same time. I bet Bartimaeus sings well, don't you? :whistle:
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Should I remember ...

[dirty limericks/fanfiction coming soon]
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Not going to look at this, gonna be completely surprised for once.


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AWW, WHAT THE HELL!!
*Spoils herself*
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Yay! Now we can start discussing it!
I wonder what Bartimaeus finds in Eridu. If anything. It has obviously got to be something more than gold.
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Maybe he'll find it, but Faquarl will get in the way? -mere speculation. I don't even think Faquarl was there at that time.
Anyways, Female!Barti is love.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WIN!
Do you guys think that RoS takes place before or after Bart met Ptolemy? The magician mentions Egypt and a pestilence. Not sure, been too long since I've read the books.
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Luciene Higher Spirit
I think he's going to find a character foil to replace Nat

Also, BT is affiliated with Disney? Does that mean we're closing to getting the movie?
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Luciene wrote:I think he's going to find a character foil to replace Nat

Also, BT is affiliated with Disney? Does that mean we're closing to getting the movie?
I would expire from happiness if that happened. The movie, that is.

Ah, it's almost worse having only one chapter than having nothing at all! I so can't wait for this book. It is going to kick...rear. :$
SevenPentacles wrote:Do you guys think that RoS takes place before or after Bart met Ptolemy? The magician mentions Egypt and a pestilence. Not sure, been too long since I've read the books.
Solomon comes before Ptolemy.
It was from a Disney site where I got those two AoS graphic novel chapters. Anyway, I don't think BT being affiliated with Disney would mean a movie. Isn't Disney involved with many authors (esp. fantasy related)? I just hope the books get more famous. Then Disney might do it.


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Hyperion, Stroud's US publisher, is owned by Disney. Don't get too excited.
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nathanielandbartimaeus wrote: I just hope the books get more famous. Then Disney might do it.

Idk...It's bad timing, because everyone else is really hyped up about the (possible? )Hunger Games movie
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Mwamba wrote:Should I remember ...

[dirty limericks/fanfiction coming soon]
OH YES, PLEASE DO THAT. :gladstone:
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^ Second that.
LIMERICK PLZ. Something invovling Barti acting like a... hmm... naughty lady, which I love, by the way
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WHOA. I just realized that spirits back then got feed meals. Meals of their fellow spirits!

How sick is that?
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aiReY-chan wrote:^ Second that.
LIMERICK PLZ. Something invovling Barti acting like a... hmm... naughty lady, which I love, by the way
Everyone loves Lady!Bart!
Seriously, though, it's universal. I wonder why that is.
Thirding request for limerick.
Nero wrote:WHOA. I just realized that spirits back then got feed meals. Meals of their fellow spirits!

How sick is that?
I'm pretty sure it's no different than say eating a rabbit, cow, or chicken (well for the weaker spirits anyway).

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