Bartiforums

23 Apr 07 - 20:56

Yea, it does sound fun. ^_^

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Sentynel One with The Other Place

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23 Apr 07 - 21:02

Gladstone wrote: Film critic is the best job ever. Just sit around watching films, then writing about them. :D

All you need to do is find some other film critic's review and disagree with everything he says and you're sorted.

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Luciene Higher Spirit

23 Apr 07 - 21:06

Lemony Snicket's criticisms from Unauthorized Autobio. are the best.

Ianna Marid

24 Apr 07 - 01:06

I'd rather be a book critic.

You'd get forwarded copies of Stroud's stuff that way.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Adele Djinni

24 Apr 07 - 11:57

A surveyor measures land... here is a full discription...

surveying

AIONIOS

Athena Horla

24 Apr 07 - 22:00

Ianna wrote: I'd rather be a book critic.

You'd get forwarded copies of Stroud's stuff that way.

Unless you were really well known I don't think it would pay very well.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

AnukSuNamon Afrit

26 Apr 07 - 00:06

Yea, I agree with Athena on that.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Adele Djinni

26 Apr 07 - 17:53

WEll, all you have to do is make yourself known then

AIONIOS

Athena Horla

26 Apr 07 - 20:01

Harder than it sounds. You would probably have to become an author first and then move on to being a book critic. And you would need another job too - proffesor of english lit, peotry writer, english teacher
etc.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Artemis Afrit

26 Apr 07 - 20:18

Athena can never decide. All I know is that she wants to be a professor of something.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

AnukSuNamon Afrit

26 Apr 07 - 23:02

I wanna write a book before I get a job.

I keep seeing the scene over and over in my mind...I got offered a job today.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!

Adele Djinni

27 Apr 07 - 12:24

Anuk with all the poems you write, you don't need a book. You already have one of poems.

I am so happy I only have 2 chapters left to write in mine...

AIONIOS

Athena Horla

27 Apr 07 - 23:52

For the most part it is defidently English Literature. But it would be cool to be proffesor of ancient civilizations...

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Artemis Afrit

29 Apr 07 - 03:37

Oh! Here she goes...

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Athena Horla

29 Apr 07 - 12:44

:P

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

AnukSuNamon Afrit

29 Apr 07 - 15:02

I'd wanna be a professor on Egypt civilization and Rome and Greece and all the other old places that are really cool.

wrote:Anuk with all the poems you write, you don't need a book. You already have one of poems.

Why thank you. But I don't have that much yet, I only have 34.

Salvation

That's what I call it.

wrote:I am so happy I only have 2 chapters left to write in mine...

You act as though you're being forced to write it...

I have 15 chapters in mine and I wanna write a whole lot more (which I probably will)

Vampire Grudge

That's it.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Adele Djinni

30 Apr 07 - 12:35

No I am happy that I only have two chapters left because my teacher thinks it is publishable and wants to send it somewhere. The sooner I finish the sooner that gets done... and that is exciting

I can't see those

AIONIOS

AnukSuNamon Afrit

30 Apr 07 - 23:28

Really? Lemme check on it...

...And good luck with your story. Tell me where you publish it if you do, and I'll buy a copy.

Edit: Oh, I see why you can't see them. Hold on and lemme change it...

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Adele Djinni

1 May 07 - 11:47

thanks, I will

Yes that works much better

AIONIOS

AnukSuNamon Afrit

3 May 07 - 21:13

Good. Now read.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

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