Yeah, I better leave him.
Otherwise, the Gospels would be fun.
I personally like the story of one of the Old Testament prophets who married a prostitute.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
Hmm...Let's put Sent with Mwamba.
:P
I'm not commenting on that.
But actually, if someone made the Bible into a movie, it'd be rated NC-17.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
Um, no.
I call Satan.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Mwamba wrote: I call Satan.
Satan answers the phone and asks how you got his number.
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That was pretty funny.
Can I be an angel?
That is what I am, after all.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
*Cough* Yes, we all know you are.
But yes, you can be an angel.
Mwamba, sure. Still, somehow I don't see you as Satan...but I can see you calling him very well...
But if Post was here, he would be best as Satan. He seems to be the most defying among us. But as he is comatose, you are officially Satan.
Not many people would like that title you know.
Edit: Hows St. Peter for you Sent?
I think Sent's more the Beezl---no that's Ernest.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
Sentynel wrote: Mwamba wrote: I call Satan.
Satan answers the phone and asks how you got his number.
Is his number not 666? lol
Nathaniel wrote: Sentynel wrote: Mwamba wrote: I call Satan.
Satan answers the phone and asks how you got his number.
Is his number not 666? lol
No, that's the area code - or was - for a small town in the Bible Belt in the US.
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...Dear me, people are superstitious.
So, can we go on with the adaption of the Bible? We ain't making fun of it, just taking the plot of it. Without the majority of Jesus, that would offend most people.
So...
God- The Gladstone
Satan- Mwamba.
Two down, a bunch to go.
I can be archangel Michael, hehehe
You serious?
If so...
God- The Gladstone
Satan- Mwamba
Angel #1- Ianna
Archangel Michael- Nathaniel
Are we seriously doing this?
I liked Ianna's "Mix characters from popular fantasies" idea.
What, for instance, would Bartimaeus do if he met Artemis(Fowl)?
A. Eat him
B Kill him.
C. Serve him.
D. Be killed by Butler.
or E. Be confused.
I'm just waiting for permission.
And we could do the mix up one.
Majority wins! Now just for the admin to come along and: one, give permission, two: help with this longest thread.
Apollo wrote: Are we seriously doing this?
I liked Ianna's "Mix characters from popular fantasies" idea.
What, for instance, would Bartimaeus do if he met Artemis(Fowl)?
A. Eat him
B Kill him.
C. Serve him.
D. Be killed by Butler.
or E. Be confused.
Pretend to serve him, then eat him.
I wish I were a cat-dragon
I am fine with the mix up idea too. What books are to be used? Without doubt the BT, HP, Lord Of The Rings and Inheritance (don't say no please, coz it would be fun to criticize it). Artemis fowl too (if u'll are interested). Anything else? How many read Inkheart?
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