Book 7

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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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18 Apr 07 - 20:31
I've got it! Harry kills Voldemort, and they're all set to live happily ever after, then Snape sneaks up and kills Harry!
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Apollo Marid
18 Apr 07 - 20:50
Yay! But then Snape lives in the mountains as a hermit, giving advice in metaphores to travlers!
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Post Higher Spirit
19 Apr 07 - 09:20
Potter dies in all endings, of course.
Shame of the Super Son
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Luciene Higher Spirit
19 Apr 07 - 19:25
The PHBs will rise up and slay them all.

*Pink Haired Babies- Red + White Blonde= Pink
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Athena Horla
19 Apr 07 - 21:04
Voldemort kills Harry. Snape tries to save Harry, but dies in the attempt. Then, Voldemort being weak, Neville kills him. Then Ginny and Neville get married and Hermione ditches Ron for someone better and Ron runs off to become a hermit in the mountains with Hagrid and Norbert.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Apollo Marid
20 Apr 07 - 00:58
That works too.
Then Hogwarts is scheduled for a rather destructive dimolition.
Aleya Mite
20 Apr 07 - 01:52
Sooo... Did anyone like the DH cover art? I don't really care for the UK version, but the US one is okay.
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Ianna Marid
20 Apr 07 - 02:26
I personally love the US cover art.

I find the UK one horrible.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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21 Apr 07 - 00:07
Voldemort will challenge Harry to a Tai Kwon Do battle! :ninja4:

But seriously, Harry will kill Voldy and then fall off a cliff to his demise.
On Destroying Golems:
QUEEZLE: But we have to destroy it. That's our charge.
BARTIMAEUS: Well, destroy it by running away.
QUEEZLE: How?
BARTIMAEUS: Um . . . Make it chase you, then lure it into heavy traffic? Something like that.

-- The Golem's Eye
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Ianna Marid
21 Apr 07 - 01:08
Yeah, because after he survives all he goes through to defeat the villian, the hero dies.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Apollo Marid
21 Apr 07 - 02:02
It's happened before, and it's quite plausible.
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Ianna Marid
21 Apr 07 - 02:11
Yes.

But it would be so pointless. Not to mention depressing.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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21 Apr 07 - 02:15
I vote he kills Voldemort, then a giant chandelier or something falls from the ceiling and crushes him.
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Apollo Marid
21 Apr 07 - 02:16
Works every time.
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Athena Horla
21 Apr 07 - 13:15
Oh come on. Lets hope JK can be a little bit more creative than the old chandelier trick.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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21 Apr 07 - 14:43
Struck by lightning?
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
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Apollo Marid
21 Apr 07 - 14:43
It would be pretty humiliating...
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Athena Horla
21 Apr 07 - 16:20
Finished off by Snape.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
21 Apr 07 - 16:53
Why must you people be so mean to poor Harry?

Just let him live his happily ever after and have a long happy life with Draco. (And let the fanfiction cover the male preg.)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apollo Marid
21 Apr 07 - 22:17
:blink: ...
Okay...that would also be humiliating...

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