Book 1 of Inheritance

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Adele Djinni
(The way it should have been)

Written by: Chris
Published by: Mommy and Daddy

This book is dedicated to me for coming up with the idea, to me for writing it, and me for making all the money off of it.

… oh yeah and Post for his support of my great works of art.



Prologue:
Light of Courage


The sun shown very brightedly. The wind carried a cent of wild flours. A short boy bowed his hed and exhailed. He had grey hare and green I’s. His named is Gladstone.

He could smelled her perfume, and new he wasn’t not alone. He looked round, but could not sea where she was. The light was to brighted for him to see nothing. When Gladstone could not see were his girlfriend Mwamba were, he gotted afraid and plucked a flour from the ground. This were to be his weapon incase sum won were to surprize him.

He looked round and noticed his friends had ben in a tree. He seen Abel, Apollo, and Mwamba. This did make him verie happy. As Gladstone went to joined his frends, a angle swept out of the trees, with a hevenly light suroundin her. She took the flour that still was in gladstones hand, and flew away again.

That flour was mented for Mwamba. This made Gladstone verie mad. Right then he decided he would hunt the angle down. He wanted to giv that flour to his girlfriend.

“I no who you are angle. And mark my word Ianna, I wil find and destroy you.” Threw Gladstones anger he shouted to a emptee sky.

Chapter 1
Misplacement


Post, who hasd brown hare and brown I’s, was in an closed forrest and foraging for buggs that hid them selfs in trees under the barc. As he was peeling back won peace, sum won who seemed to bee abuv him cryed out in a shreek.

Post axidently dropped the giant urth werm he was bout to eat. He looked up in the air, but seen not anything. Post bented over to pic his werm back up, and when he looked behind him, he seen a angle looking at him. Post becamed imbarrased for he was not wearing clothings (that is because he ownes none).

The Angle seemed not too mind though. When Post stooded up again straight, he ran behind the closest tree he founded and glaired at the angle. Ianna, (the angle if you haven’t realised that yet), walked over too the tree and gaved Post the flour she stooled from Gladstone.

The angle then sayed “Chairish this flour, it will bringed you luck. Don’t let it get hurted. And give it a named, such as Rubya, that’s a good good named.”

Post looked at the flour for sevral minuts. When he wented to thanks the angle, he relised she was gone.

It was becoming darc and post thunk it best too tri and find his way threw the darc woulds. Though this were his first timed in them, he thought he could make it home (to his cave that is because he had none houses eether).

It was not untill the fall owing morning when he made it too his caved. He layed the flour next to his rock pillo and went to sleep to make up fur his nite travel.


…. To be continued




*I got really bored over Easter break....
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Ianna Marid
Wow I'm an angle? I didn't know those could move....

Just kidding, I know you meant angel.

It was pretty funny but I'd never, ever give Post anything, 'cept maybe a black eye.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Adele Djinni
Haha, well it is making fun of paolini, how bout we make fun of post too.... just kidding
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Post Higher Spirit
When did a support your 'great works of art'? And black hair.

And I hope angle is a intentioned mispell.
wrote:It was pretty funny but I'd never, ever give Post anything, 'cept maybe a black eye.
:cry:

Shame of the Super Son
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Athena Horla
Very funny - and fairly disturbing.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Ianna Marid
If it makes you feel better, I'd give you a kick in the face as well.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Bella will hunt you down and kill you if she ever comes on this forum and finds this thread...

You might want to copy and paste your story on Microsoft word and give it a good spell and grammar check. Just suggesting.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Mwamba wrote: You might want to copy and paste your story on Microsoft word and give it a good spell and grammar check. Just suggesting.
I should point out that the errors are deliberate...
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Ah, needed captain obvious there.

Sorry Adele, I think you're fine just using proper English. You're not a very good Tara. (Which is a good thing when you think about that.)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Adele Djinni
haha, yeah Post Angel is mispelled intentionally... along with the other words.

I'll keep that in mind Mwamba.

Post, because you hate Paolini, thats why I put "… oh yeah and Post for his support of my great works of art."
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Post Higher Spirit
So... About six of my replys have been deleted. Fine, I'm stopping before I get banned.
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Gladstone Golem
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Post wrote: So... About six of my replys have been deleted. Fine, I'm stopping before I get banned.
I moved them to "The Tower" :mwamba:
hi there
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Adele Djinni
Whats the tower?

Well if you wouldn't mention things that shouldn't be mentioned :mwamba: ... come on Post what else did you expect.
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Gladstone Golem
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We delete topics, split replies etc and send em to the tower. Its a hidden forum just for holding trash :P
hi there
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Apocrypha Afrit
Gladstone wrote: We delete topics, split replies etc and send em to the tower. Its a hidden forum just for holding trash :P
I'm willing to bet a fair bit of those are Post's replies.
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Ianna Marid
Actually I'm willing to bet they're all Post's and "Fred's" posts..

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Mwamba Higher Spirit
No, it's just mainly spambots.

Wow, there's a trend of BF parody writing here now. (Started by me of course. Copycats. :P)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Ianna Marid
But I wasn't in yours.

So theirs is definalty better.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Yes you were.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Ianna Marid
Eww....

That is so disgusting. And you made me a MAry Sue!


"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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