^ Please record said vengeance and PM me a link, it is something I want to see :P

It will the vengeance of a wolf eating his victim.

The votes are in (finally).

Sentynel - 4
N&B - 1

The villagers crowd around Sentynel and brandish their silver weaponry. He desperately tries to talk his way out of it, but the villagers are far too awesome to fall for this trick twice. In despair, Sentynel cries out, 'this is madness!'.
Apollo steps forward.
'Madness?' he says softly.
'THIS
IS
NORTH STROUD!!!1' and runs Sentynel through the stomach with his silver longsword.
As Sentynel lies dying on the ground, he manages to lift his head up and chuckle at the villagers. In his hand, they notice a device that looks suspiciously like a detonator, with a button that looks suspiciously like it has been pressed.
A series of bleeps emanate from somewhere behind the villagers. They turn to see that the eagle fountain in the town square has suddenly acquired flashing red eyes and a radiation symbol painted on its chest.
N&B leaps into action 'quick everyone! To my house and into the refrigerator!'
'But surely we wouldn't all fit!' splutters Apollo.
N&B gives him a disparaging look 'of course we would. It's built to store corps-...er...really big cans of beer. Five people would just about fit.'
The villagers in the background pipe up 'but what about us? We'd be left to die!'
Fuzzy silences them with a wave 'you're unnamed secondary characters, that makes you expendable.'
Our heroes pile into N&B's massive fridge a split second before detonation. A fireball engulfs North Stroud, propelling the fridge hundreds of kilometres northwards.


The final wolf has been eliminated, and the villagers have won the game! But where have they landed? Only the next host can say ;)

Oh, Lawl!! We escaped in a refrigerator, just like Indy!!
So... we won? Hmm.... that was... kind of... easy.

I'd just like to say I'd have given up and played it for laughs two rounds ago, but David said he'd give me a fiver if I survived this round.

Edit: I would also like to blame my demise on David's abject failure to put in a traitor role, which means that if the resistance gets lucky Seeing the final wolf, there's precisely nothing the wolf can do.

This is in reference to DC's post. Didn't know others had posted in between.

Haha. That was very well written. The fridge is Pete's, btw. Since his house was taken over soon after his death, he wanted someone to regularly pass on some beer to him in the death boat. And since I was the paranoid, he thought I would be a little more immune than the rest. And about the corpses...no comment.

Gosh, I am the next host. I only realized that after I read the last line of DC's post.
I will start the new game today or tomorrow. Me changing rules slightly.

Sentynel wrote:Edit: I would also like to blame my demise on David's abject failure to put in a traitor role, which means that if the resistance gets lucky Seeing the final wolf, there's precisely nothing the wolf can do.

Quit yer bitchin', you weaseled your way out of it once.

nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:This is in reference to DC's post. Didn't know others had posted in between.

Haha. That was very well written. The fridge is Pete's, btw. Since his house was taken over soon after his death, he wanted someone to regularly pass on some beer to him in the death boat. And since I was the paranoid, he thought I would be a little more immune than the rest. And about the corpses...no comment.

I need to be on IRC more.... stupid school...

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David Cat wrote:The votes are in (finally).

Sentynel - 4
N&B - 1

The villagers crowd around Sentynel and brandish their silver weaponry. He desperately tries to talk his way out of it, but the villagers are far too awesome to fall for this trick twice. In despair, Sentynel cries out, 'this is madness!'.
Apollo steps forward.
'Madness?' he says softly.
'THIS
IS
NORTH STROUD!!!1' and runs Sentynel through the stomach with his silver longsword.
As Sentynel lies dying on the ground, he manages to lift his head up and chuckle at the villagers. In his hand, they notice a device that looks suspiciously like a detonator, with a button that looks suspiciously like it has been pressed.
A series of bleeps emanate from somewhere behind the villagers. They turn to see that the eagle fountain in the town square has suddenly acquired flashing red eyes and a radiation symbol painted on its chest.
N&B leaps into action 'quick everyone! To my house and into the refrigerator!'
'But surely we wouldn't all fit!' splutters Apollo.
N&B gives him a disparaging look 'of course we would. It's built to store corps-...er...really big cans of beer. Five people would just about fit.'
The villagers in the background pipe up 'but what about us? We'd be left to die!'
Fuzzy silences them with a wave 'you're unnamed secondary characters, that makes you expendable.'
Our heroes pile into N&B's massive fridge a split second before detonation. A fireball engulfs North Stroud, propelling the fridge hundreds of kilometres northwards.


The final wolf has been eliminated, and the villagers have won the game! But where have they landed? Only the next host can say ;)

Well written.

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Sentynel wrote:I'd just like to say I'd have given up and played it for laughs two rounds ago, but David said he'd give me a fiver if I survived this round.

You didn't do too badly. The argument you put up was pretty fair.

Plus N&B put up a great argument in the game I hosted, saying Gladdy and Fuzzy were the wolves. Both survived longer than expected, and the random machine had to be brought in. So you still had a chance.

Hooray for surviving longer than expected!

Awesome ending.

Also, that is definitely something I would say. :D

I like how it sets up the next NPG theme. Boy am I glad I wasn't crammed in that fridge with old beer, corpses, and the other villagers.

Death is better?

Why exactly are their corpses in here anyway? *shoves rotting hand out of face* Nah it's not a corpse, it's Dansariki.

Where are my bones? It might be possible to perform a resurrection.

Only one more game until my turn to host and I swear that only those I choose to be my angels of doom will survive the Wolfy Apocalypse.

Slightly pissed I was lynched by blind luck from the very start but ah well.

Nero wrote:

nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:This is in reference to DC's post. Didn't know others had posted in between.

Haha. That was very well written. The fridge is Pete's, btw. Since his house was taken over soon after his death, he wanted someone to regularly pass on some beer to him in the death boat. And since I was the paranoid, he thought I would be a little more immune than the rest. And about the corpses...no comment.

I need to be on IRC more.... stupid school...

No, no, nothing to do with IRC. Gladstone didn't know I was Paranoid. I just made up all that.

Yeah, Sent argued brilliantly. More than once, I hoped I had kept quiet instead of replying to his posts. I thought I would get kicked out because of that. He should become a politician. Everyone will vote for him.

nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:Yeah, Sent argued brilliantly. More than once, I hoped I had kept quiet instead of replying to his posts. I thought I would get kicked out because of that. He should become a politician. Everyone will vote for him.

Thank you.

I have precisely no desire to become a politician, and frankly I find the idea of people following me rather scary.