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Gladstone Golem
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The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a £300 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.



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Beleth Foliot
Seriously? LOL!
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Gladstone Golem
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Yah,
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Some city up North in the UK has a law that states you cannot fire an arrow at an Irishman on a Sunday (but it's alright on other days).
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Oh yeah, well did you know that in Indianapolis, Indiana, US, One may only throw a stone at a bird in self defense?

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Luciene Higher Spirit
In Toronto, we're not allowed to drag dead horses up the street on Sundays.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Ew, who would want to do that anyways?

(Okay I just sounded like a total......I just didn't sound very good saying that.)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Egrami Foliot
ROFL
Krim Horla
Looks like I can't go to Toronoto, then.
Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Stroud/Gladstone

The three ships. Kinda like the Mayflower and all those.
except for sundays, you can go to Toronto on that day.
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Apocrypha Afrit
In NYC it's illegal to read while walking. Also in NYC, you're not allowed to open an umbrella in front of a horse. (I got these from Legal Lunacies. It's a daily calender.)
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Abel Afrit
in germany you it is illegal to hang your washing out on a sunday. in the u.k. it is O.K. to murder a scotsman as long as:
1. he is within the walls of york
2. he is wearing a kilt
3. you use a bow and arrow
I love that, after years of not using this forum, my average posts per day is 0.7
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
In San Antonio, TX It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

Wow, do you know how many people should be locked up now? Including me.

I BROKE THE LAW!! Fear me...
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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"The watcher cannot possess the beauty of the souls, though it sees them; the owners cannot see the beauty, though it is their own".
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
No, don't smile. I am a dangerous criminal. I'm the "bad people" your adult figures have always warned you about. :P
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apocrypha Afrit
You're more a danger to yourself than to us.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
I'd have to disagree, but allright.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apocrypha Afrit
Disagree with what. I base my opinions off solid facts. (Sometimes. Like every 1 in a million I base off facts, but hey.)
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Say the facts and I'll believe you.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apocrypha Afrit
Well... But... Yeah... Ah forget it. I stand by what I said though.

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