Not only weapons and armor, we usually made them a small robotic horse to ride on, of course the richer family would be able to build them war chariots, and the more advanced in technology would get firearms. But, we usually are content with gladiatorical battle

You're having us on.

Yeah, all the things about frog battles are just jokes, but the rest are true. Like I said earlier, those frogs wouldn't live long enough to be trained as a faithful pet.

I once had frog but I didn't know if it was frog because it tasted so much like chicken.
I also had shark, once, before I discovered how they were killed.

And now for my entertaining trick!
This one's called escaping.
*Suddenly poofs- somehow, somewhere.*

*Claps at the magic performed*

Bravo!! Bravo!!

Now, let's hope that this magicians knows her way back.

She found it. A week later, but she found her way back.
This time, prepared to be not eaten.

Oh dear, if you need a week for every trick...

Have you read Lockwood?

Then you should stop eating me, maybe.

No, only the sneak-peak PDF that was posted on this site. I'm itching to get my hands on all of it, but my local libraries and beyond don't have it.

Amazon? Ebook?

No E-book compatible devices, and I'm not quite allowed to buy books. Especially online.
I'll just check around and wait, and maybe look for updates and stuff like that.
After the little sneak-peek, I'm in love with Lockwood already...

What do you mean, you can't buy yourself books? That's sacrilege! Have you read the Screaming Staircase? That should be well out, it's a year old...

I' m willing to help, if you need it.