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Night Police Game
Topic Started: Sep 11 2010, 12:17 AM (7,047 Views)
Nero
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The Canadian
David Cat
Sep 17 2010, 06:27 PM
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
I misread that. =p
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FuzzyLobster
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Ehehehehe.

OBSCENE LIMERICK ALERT. :D
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"Few injustices [can be] deeper than the denial of an opportunity to strive or even to hope, by a limit imposed from without, but falsely identified as lying within.”
― Stephen Jay Gould

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SevenPentacles
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Horla
I hope the wolves win. GO WOLVES! WOOOOO!
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Lilith
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Nero
Sep 17 2010, 08:08 PM
David Cat
Sep 17 2010, 06:27 PM
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
I misread that. =p
OMG, so did I... Well, it's a relief to know it wasn't what I thought it was.

But imagine if it had been "she". How confused would I have been?
~ Lilith


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rubberchickenben
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HURR DURR EVERYONE LYNCH SENTY BECAUSE SENTY'S ALWAYS THE WOLF

Seriously, lynch Mwamba because she was ref last time so maybe she was given a role.
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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LYNCH THE WOLF!
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nathanielandbartimaeus
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Nero
Sep 17 2010, 08:08 PM
David Cat
Sep 17 2010, 06:27 PM
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
I misread that. =p
It is DC so don't blame yourself for thinking that.

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Villagers, PM me your votes :) and put 'Vote 2' as the subject, to aid my laziness.

I doubt I should be doing anything to aid your laziness, sir. But, being nice, I shall.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Epic_Footstool
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So we're a village of dead/mutated villagers now? Nice... :P
I have no clue who the wolf is...oh well, random guessing shall prevail. xD
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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Need votes from:
RCB
Mwamba
Sentynel
Edited by Captain Internets, Sep 21 2010, 09:15 AM.
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Luciene
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DC writes good poetry, I want him to write my obituary in rhyming prose
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Sep 20 2010, 02:50 PM
DC writes good poetry, I want him to write my obituary in rhyming prose
We should kidnap him, sit him in a room on his own with some pen and paper and force him to write rhymes for corny greetings cards. Though I think people are already doing that (not with DC, unless they're really bad at not allowing communication and have given him internet access).
~ Lilith


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Once there was a village called North Stroud
Where wolves started howling so loud
'Oooh,' said the villagers
after their pillages
'That's not a very good sound'

The villagers all went to bed
Filled with feelings of dread
But they noticed next morn
When they woke up at dawn
That none of their number was dead

With pitchforks and torches ablaze
The villagers did turn their gaze
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
And hanged him from a tree where he stays

But his corpse shapeshifted not
It remained a hideous blot
The villagers then knew
They knew it was true
Of the wolves there remained the whole lot

In the village meeting next day
An absent person caused a delay
That person was Chiz
The resistance member he is
The wolves had made his blood spray

'It's Footstool!' cried an unseen peasant
They turned to her with looks not pleasant
She tried to shapeshift
But they were too swift
And soon only one wolf was present

Votes:
Footstool - 3
Lilith - 2
Fuzzy - 1
RCB - 1

Remaining wolf, PM me your next victim.
Edited by Captain Internets, Sep 21 2010, 09:25 AM.
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Nero
Sep 17 2010, 08:08 PM
David Cat
Sep 17 2010, 06:27 PM
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
I misread that. =p
Great, now I'm going to think of this anytime I wear my "you can never find a tentacle monster on a Saturday night" t-shirt.

And good job hosting so far DC. :)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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David Cat
Sep 21 2010, 09:22 AM
'It's Footstool!' cried an unseen peasant
They turned to her with looks not pleasant
She tried to shapeshift
But they were too swift
And soon only one wolf was present
Ah well, it was fun while it lasted. ^_^
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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Sep 21 2010, 09:22 AM
Votes:
Footstool - 3
Lilith - 2
Fuzzy - 1
RCB - 1
This is the first time I've voted for the right person... Statistically, it had to happen eventually.
~ Lilith


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