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Night Police Game
Topic Started: Sep 11 2010, 12:17 AM (7,048 Views)
nathanielandbartimaeus
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David Cat
Sep 13 2010, 07:05 PM
Once there was a village called North Stroud
Where wolves started howling so loud
'Oooh,' said the villagers
after their pillages
'That's not a very good sound'

The villagers all went to bed
Filled with feelings of dread
But they noticed next morn
When they woke up at dawn
That none of their number was dead

Get accusing. PM me your votes.
Me is more astonished that at DC's village people get up at dawn.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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nathanielandbartimaeus
Sep 14 2010, 08:52 AM
Me is more astonished that at DC's village people get up at dawn.
I like to torture my villagers. Muahaha.
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aiReY-chan
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Don't say I missed it again... ¬_¬''
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story".
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Epic_Footstool
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awh aiReY...I'm sure you'll make it next time!
On another note, nice limericks DC!
On another note, the wolf is totally n&b (again, no reasoning behind this claim xD)
Edited by Epic_Footstool, Sep 14 2010, 05:55 PM.
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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David Cat
Sep 14 2010, 09:38 AM
nathanielandbartimaeus
Sep 14 2010, 08:52 AM
Me is more astonished that at DC's village people get up at dawn.
I like to torture my villagers. Muahaha.
Psh, they are probably all insomniacs who were playing World of Warcraft from their beds or something. :whistle:

When in doubt, Gladstone is the wolf! Yes, yes I know he's not playing. So if you're going to quote this post to correct me I'll...um...make you clean the MAOI toilets or something.
Edited by Mwamba, Sep 14 2010, 11:40 PM.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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rubberchickenben
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ZOMG, village-wide LAN partay!
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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There is only one option left at this point. We lynch ourselves. *Stabs self through heart*







































































*Wound heals itself* *Stabs heart again, wound heals*
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No, I think it means that we can't commit suicide to escape. The only way we can die is if we're lynched or attacked by wolves.
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Once there was a village called North Stroud
Where wolves started howling so loud
'Oooh,' said the villagers
after their pillages
'That's not a very good sound'

The villagers all went to bed
Filled with feelings of dread
But they noticed next morn
When they woke up at dawn
That none of their number was dead

With pitchforks and torches ablaze
The villagers did turn their gaze
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
And hanged him from a tree where he stays

But his corpse shapeshifted not
It remained a hideous blot
The villagers then knew
They knew it was true
Of the wolves there remained the whole lot

Votes:
RCB - 1
Mwamba - 1
Fuzzy - 1
Footstool - 1
7P - 4

Wolves, PM me your victim. Resistance member, PM me the subject of your next investigation.

Edited by Captain Internets, Sep 16 2010, 09:44 PM.
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SevenPentacles
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Good job guys. Good job.
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nathanielandbartimaeus
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Um, would sorry suffice?
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Oh dear... :(
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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So this random villager has tentacles for some reason?

Also, I'M SCARED.

Also, someone voted for me :/
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Once there was a village called North Stroud
Where wolves started howling so loud
'Oooh,' said the villagers
after their pillages
'That's not a very good sound'

The villagers all went to bed
Filled with feelings of dread
But they noticed next morn
When they woke up at dawn
That none of their number was dead

With pitchforks and torches ablaze
The villagers did turn their gaze
Upon SevenPentacles
They cut off his tentacles
And hanged him from a tree where he stays

But his corpse shapeshifted not
It remained a hideous blot
The villagers then knew
They knew it was true
Of the wolves there remained the whole lot

In the village meeting next day
An absent person caused a delay
That person was Chiz
The resistance member he is
The wolves had made his blood spray

Villagers, PM me your votes :) and put 'Vote 2' as the subject, to aid my laziness.
Edited by Captain Internets, Sep 17 2010, 06:35 PM.
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