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Policía de Noche
Topic Started: Aug 26 2010, 10:34 PM (4,623 Views)
Mwamba
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dancing piranha
One upon a midnight dreary,
the wolves were rather teary.
Bored they were, they bemoaned.
So into the village they roamed.
Off they were to sauté brains.
And below their first victim lain...

Epic_footstool was the first slain
"You fools" was her last phrase
Curiously (the wolves were amazed)
Footstool burned herself alive
Thus choosing her terms of death.
But shrugged the wolves, barbecue
And took their cue, at Epic's last breath,
To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive
to eat but forget the hominy.

The villagers gathered later at Epic's
funeral. They were to be mourning
but all around there was warning
of evil within the village's midst.
accusations everywhere but finally
votes were cast on Epic's body
(written there with a sharpie.)
(Since her body was completely gone
it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.)

There was a spat but it was agreed
that it was David Cat's time to die. A
plea of 'But on torrents I always seed'
did not help his credibility. Nay to say
he couldn't get away and he was lynched.
And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf.

DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge it
swore till the last. To the woods had to flee
to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard
it drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice
it was but the calculations it stumbled more
(what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice
days it was a struggle and its diet was beans.

Finally it was decided to be death by lice
for its enemy. The deduction was sound.
Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance
member's dead body was found on ground.
A crown of those critters on her head so dense.

As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel
struck a pose. And off away from the lunar
it went to change back into human guise. Cool
whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner,
to counterpart the fight and third for blood.
All around there were accusation and lies.

The sentinel Sentynel became the victim
(He had only been drinking his coffee.)
But the paranoia had passed the brim
During the beheading, the wolf had toffee.
The villagers were aghast, wrong again.
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.

But the wolf, who was shoddy at empathy
Wanted for the next meal a new body. Earthy
and red haired was its craving. A part
he would eat immediately part he would make
jerky to be saving. So off he acquired a cart
and it was RCB's life that was the next to take.

Frenzies again, the typical thing. Turn again
to kill as this tradition came to be. Opened his
mouth SevenPentacles, accusing as wolf Chiz.
Arousing suspicion, he became lynched. Ten
minutes later, lights went out and cackling arose.
"When you all die, the decor here will be bows."
Bragged the wolf.

Wolf choose next victim. :)
Anyways, this is going to be interesting considering you have 50/50 chance of hitting (or not hitting actually) that mysterious Penguin.
BTW the stats

Chiz (Guess who voted this. :P)
7P-everyone else
Edited by Mwamba, Sep 10 2010, 12:31 AM.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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SevenPentacles
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Epic Footstool was the first one to blame Sent. >.>
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Lilith
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SevenPentacles
Sep 10 2010, 12:39 AM
Epic Footstool was the first one to blame Sent. >.>
Ohh... I'm not very
Good at this guessing game stuff
Am I? *Feels silly*
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nathanielandbartimaeus
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Nero, Chiz and Lilith left.
The wolves are getting better and better =D.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
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<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Epic_Footstool
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Utukku
Quite Interesting...
A very close game indeed.
Wonder who's the wolf...

Also, sorry Sent:
Some unfair accusations
were thought up by me... *sheepish grin*
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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rubberchickenben
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>.> My hair is not that red
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Mwamba
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dancing piranha
One upon a midnight dreary,
the wolves were rather teary.
Bored they were, they bemoaned.
So into the village they roamed.
Off they were to sauté brains.
And below their first victim lain...

Epic_footstool was the first slain
"You fools" was her last phrase
Curiously (the wolves were amazed)
Footstool burned herself alive
Thus choosing her terms of death.
But shrugged the wolves, barbecue
And took their cue, at Epic's last breath,
To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive
to eat but forget the hominy.

The villagers gathered later at Epic's
funeral. They were to be mourning
but all around there was warning
of evil within the village's midst.
accusations everywhere but finally
votes were cast on Epic's body
(written there with a sharpie.)
(Since her body was completely gone
it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.)

There was a spat but it was agreed
that it was David Cat's time to die. A
plea of 'But on torrents I always seed'
did not help his credibility. Nay to say
he couldn't get away and he was lynched.
And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf.

DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge he
swore till the last. To the woods had to flee
to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard
he drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice
it was but the calculations he stumbled more
(what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice
days it was a struggle and his diet was beans.

Finally it was decided to be death by lice
for his enemy. The deduction was sound.
Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance
member's dead body was found on ground.
A crown of those critters on her head so dense.

As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel
struck a pose. And off away from the lunar
he went to change back into human guise. Cool
whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner,
to counterpart the fight and third for blood.
All around there were accusation and lies.

The sentinel Sentynel became the victim
(He had only been drinking his coffee.)
But the paranoia had passed the brim
During the beheading, the wolf had toffee.
The villagers were aghast, wrong again.
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.

But the wolf, who was shoddy at empathy
Wanted for the next meal a new body. Earthy
and red haired was his craving. A part
he would eat immediately part he would make
jerky to be saving. So off he acquired a cart
and it was RCB's life that was the next to take.

Frenzies again, the typical thing. Turn again
to kill as this tradition came to be. Opened his
mouth SevenPentacles, accusing as wolf Chiz.
Arousing suspicion, he became lynched. Ten
minutes later, lights went out and cackling arose.
"When you all die, the decor here will be bows."
Bragged the wolf.

Nero was granted his wish, as the next
victim chosen was Lilith. Even Chiz, the
Penguin, was forced into suicide. Hexed
however Nero was that he had to see
the villlage's ruins. Now what would
he do, since everything was destroyed?
Cackled the omniscient Mwamba, "Dud,
under me as minion you are now employed."
And that ends the game (and of course I had to end it on a self-worship note, but congrats Nero. :) )

And huzzah now I could edit the poem to say 'his' instead of that irritating 'its.'
Edited by Mwamba, Sep 10 2010, 10:25 PM.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Mwamba
Sep 8 2010, 01:43 AM
Voting stats:

Sentynel-3
7P-2
Nero-1
That vote for Nero was me. I TOTALLY CALLED THIS.
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Well done, my wolfen brethren :D
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Sentynel
Sep 10 2010, 10:32 PM
Mwamba
Sep 8 2010, 01:43 AM
Voting stats:

Sentynel-3
7P-2
Nero-1
That vote for Nero was me. I TOTALLY CALLED THIS.
To be honest, I thought I blew it with my "Nerp" moment.

But I made a good save, it seemed.

And to be honest, this is why we don't let people join after the PMs have been sent:
Mwamba
Aug 29 2010, 11:44 PM
Lilith
Aug 29 2010, 09:40 PM
Did I miss signup? DANG!
You can be snuck in. ;)

Only downside is you could be an easier killing target because everyone will know you're not the wolf anyways.

David Cat
Sep 10 2010, 10:39 PM
Well done, my wolfen brethren :D
YEAH! Your sacrifice was not in vain.
Edited by Nero, Sep 10 2010, 11:05 PM.
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David Cat
Sep 6 2010, 04:02 AM
I call dibs on hosting the next game.
*creates thread*
Posted Imagesentynel is gay
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And to be honest, this is why we don't let people join after the PMs have been sent:


Oops...
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Lilith
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Yeah Mwamba, that's why I sent you that pm.
(It says something along the lines of "I'm going to die, aren't I?" and was sent just before the last wolf round.)
I knew what was coming.
~ Lilith


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