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| Topic Started: Aug 26 2010, 10:34 PM (4,623 Views) | |
| Mwamba | Sep 10 2010, 12:26 AM Post #91 |
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dancing piranha
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One upon a midnight dreary, the wolves were rather teary. Bored they were, they bemoaned. So into the village they roamed. Off they were to sauté brains. And below their first victim lain... Epic_footstool was the first slain "You fools" was her last phrase Curiously (the wolves were amazed) Footstool burned herself alive Thus choosing her terms of death. But shrugged the wolves, barbecue And took their cue, at Epic's last breath, To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive to eat but forget the hominy. The villagers gathered later at Epic's funeral. They were to be mourning but all around there was warning of evil within the village's midst. accusations everywhere but finally votes were cast on Epic's body (written there with a sharpie.) (Since her body was completely gone it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.) There was a spat but it was agreed that it was David Cat's time to die. A plea of 'But on torrents I always seed' did not help his credibility. Nay to say he couldn't get away and he was lynched. And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf. DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge it swore till the last. To the woods had to flee to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard it drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice it was but the calculations it stumbled more (what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice days it was a struggle and its diet was beans. Finally it was decided to be death by lice for its enemy. The deduction was sound. Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance member's dead body was found on ground. A crown of those critters on her head so dense. As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel struck a pose. And off away from the lunar it went to change back into human guise. Cool whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner, to counterpart the fight and third for blood. All around there were accusation and lies. The sentinel Sentynel became the victim (He had only been drinking his coffee.) But the paranoia had passed the brim During the beheading, the wolf had toffee. The villagers were aghast, wrong again. In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding down the mountain. Crying was Jen. But the wolf, who was shoddy at empathy Wanted for the next meal a new body. Earthy and red haired was its craving. A part he would eat immediately part he would make jerky to be saving. So off he acquired a cart and it was RCB's life that was the next to take. Frenzies again, the typical thing. Turn again to kill as this tradition came to be. Opened his mouth SevenPentacles, accusing as wolf Chiz. Arousing suspicion, he became lynched. Ten minutes later, lights went out and cackling arose. "When you all die, the decor here will be bows." Bragged the wolf. Wolf choose next victim. Anyways, this is going to be interesting considering you have 50/50 chance of hitting (or not hitting actually) that mysterious Penguin. BTW the stats Chiz (Guess who voted this. :P) 7P-everyone else Edited by Mwamba, Sep 10 2010, 12:31 AM.
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| SevenPentacles | Sep 10 2010, 12:39 AM Post #92 |
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Horla
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Epic Footstool was the first one to blame Sent. >.> |
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| Lilith | Sep 10 2010, 12:55 PM Post #93 |
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Foliot
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Ohh... I'm not very Good at this guessing game stuff Am I? *Feels silly* |
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| nathanielandbartimaeus | Sep 10 2010, 03:25 PM Post #94 |
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Marid
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Nero, Chiz and Lilith left. The wolves are getting better and better =D. |
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| Epic_Footstool | Sep 10 2010, 06:11 PM Post #95 |
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Utukku
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Quite Interesting... A very close game indeed. Wonder who's the wolf... Also, sorry Sent: Some unfair accusations were thought up by me... *sheepish grin* |
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Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style. Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle. | |
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| rubberchickenben | Sep 10 2010, 06:22 PM Post #96 |
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Marid
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>.> My hair is not that red |
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| Mwamba | Sep 10 2010, 10:24 PM Post #97 |
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dancing piranha
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One upon a midnight dreary, the wolves were rather teary. Bored they were, they bemoaned. So into the village they roamed. Off they were to sauté brains. And below their first victim lain... Epic_footstool was the first slain "You fools" was her last phrase Curiously (the wolves were amazed) Footstool burned herself alive Thus choosing her terms of death. But shrugged the wolves, barbecue And took their cue, at Epic's last breath, To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive to eat but forget the hominy. The villagers gathered later at Epic's funeral. They were to be mourning but all around there was warning of evil within the village's midst. accusations everywhere but finally votes were cast on Epic's body (written there with a sharpie.) (Since her body was completely gone it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.) There was a spat but it was agreed that it was David Cat's time to die. A plea of 'But on torrents I always seed' did not help his credibility. Nay to say he couldn't get away and he was lynched. And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf. DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge he swore till the last. To the woods had to flee to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard he drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice it was but the calculations he stumbled more (what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice days it was a struggle and his diet was beans. Finally it was decided to be death by lice for his enemy. The deduction was sound. Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance member's dead body was found on ground. A crown of those critters on her head so dense. As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel struck a pose. And off away from the lunar he went to change back into human guise. Cool whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner, to counterpart the fight and third for blood. All around there were accusation and lies. The sentinel Sentynel became the victim (He had only been drinking his coffee.) But the paranoia had passed the brim During the beheading, the wolf had toffee. The villagers were aghast, wrong again. In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding down the mountain. Crying was Jen. But the wolf, who was shoddy at empathy Wanted for the next meal a new body. Earthy and red haired was his craving. A part he would eat immediately part he would make jerky to be saving. So off he acquired a cart and it was RCB's life that was the next to take. Frenzies again, the typical thing. Turn again to kill as this tradition came to be. Opened his mouth SevenPentacles, accusing as wolf Chiz. Arousing suspicion, he became lynched. Ten minutes later, lights went out and cackling arose. "When you all die, the decor here will be bows." Bragged the wolf. Nero was granted his wish, as the next victim chosen was Lilith. Even Chiz, the Penguin, was forced into suicide. Hexed however Nero was that he had to see the villlage's ruins. Now what would he do, since everything was destroyed? Cackled the omniscient Mwamba, "Dud, under me as minion you are now employed." And that ends the game (and of course I had to end it on a self-worship note, but congrats Nero. ) And huzzah now I could edit the poem to say 'his' instead of that irritating 'its.' Edited by Mwamba, Sep 10 2010, 10:25 PM.
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| Sentynel | Sep 10 2010, 10:32 PM Post #98 |
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Nothing But The Rain
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That vote for Nero was me. I TOTALLY CALLED THIS. |
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| Captain Internets | Sep 10 2010, 10:39 PM Post #99 |
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Marid
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Well done, my wolfen brethren
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sentynel is gay
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| Nero | Sep 10 2010, 11:04 PM Post #100 |
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The Canadian
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To be honest, I thought I blew it with my "Nerp" moment. But I made a good save, it seemed. And to be honest, this is why we don't let people join after the PMs have been sent:
YEAH! Your sacrifice was not in vain. Edited by Nero, Sep 10 2010, 11:05 PM.
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| Captain Internets | Sep 11 2010, 12:12 AM Post #101 |
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Marid
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*creates thread* |
sentynel is gay
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| Mwamba | Sep 12 2010, 01:09 AM Post #102 |
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dancing piranha
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Oops... |
| 流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。 | |
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| Lilith | Sep 12 2010, 08:06 PM Post #103 |
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Foliot
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Yeah Mwamba, that's why I sent you that pm. (It says something along the lines of "I'm going to die, aren't I?" and was sent just before the last wolf round.) I knew what was coming. |
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