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Policía de Noche
Topic Started: Aug 26 2010, 10:34 PM (4,625 Views)
SevenPentacles
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Horla
I'm hurt you guys, I really am.
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Sentynel
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Nothing But The Rain

Mwamba
Sep 8 2010, 01:43 AM
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.
=( Poor Jen.


Nerp
 
DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after.
Er, dude, I was lynched, not eaten by the wolf.
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nathanielandbartimaeus
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Sentynel
Sep 8 2010, 11:53 AM
Mwamba
Sep 8 2010, 01:43 AM
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.
=( Poor Jen.


Nerp
 
DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after.
Er, dude, I was lynched, not eaten by the wolf.
Nero, not Nerp =p.
I rather thought it would not be Sent because DC said he blamed Sent (though for what exactly, he didn't mention). But it could have just been said to confuse everyone.
Anyway Sent, hope dying wasn't too bad.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Lilith
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Foliot
Jen was very sad
And Lilith was much confused
Who could the wolf be?
~ Lilith


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Epic_Footstool
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I feel bad for Jen
But not for old Sentynel:
he still called us gits. (Though to be fair, an innocent commoner did get lynched...)

Ah well, four are dead.
The mystery continues.
Not many left now...
Edited by Epic_Footstool, Sep 8 2010, 05:14 PM.
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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SevenPentacles
Sep 8 2010, 03:55 AM
I'm hurt you guys, I really am.
Wounded even?
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Nero
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The Canadian
nathanielandbartimaeus
Sep 8 2010, 02:14 PM
Sentynel
Sep 8 2010, 11:53 AM
Mwamba
Sep 8 2010, 01:43 AM
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.
=( Poor Jen.


Nerp
 
DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after.
Er, dude, I was lynched, not eaten by the wolf.
Nero, not Nerp =p.
I rather thought it would not be Sent because DC said he blamed Sent (though for what exactly, he didn't mention). But it could have just been said to confuse everyone.
Anyway Sent, hope dying wasn't too bad.
Whether lynched or eaten, elimination is elimination. They obviously succeeded in getting us (including me, sorry mate) to killing him.
Edited by Nero, Sep 8 2010, 08:09 PM.
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SevenPentacles
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Guys I think that we
should lynch Chiz,, we have
a 1 in 4 chance
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Lilith
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SevenPentacles
Sep 8 2010, 10:16 PM
Guys I think that we
should lynch Chiz,, we have
a 1 in 4 chance
Actually it's
Really a one in three chance
Though I won't say why.
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nathanielandbartimaeus
Sep 8 2010, 02:14 PM
Nero, not Nerp =p.
I rather thought it would not be Sent because DC said he blamed Sent (though for what exactly, he didn't mention). But it could have just been said to confuse everyone.
Anyway Sent, hope dying wasn't too bad.
I'm so calling him Nerp from now on.

Dying's not so bad. I just haunt Google's server rooms to get a decent net connection.
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One upon a midnight dreary,
the wolves were rather teary.
Bored they were, they bemoaned.
So into the village they roamed.
Off they were to sauté brains.
And below their first victim lain...

Epic_footstool was the first slain
"You fools" was her last phrase
Curiously (the wolves were amazed)
Footstool burned herself alive
Thus choosing her terms of death.
But shrugged the wolves, barbecue
And took their cue, at Epic's last breath,
To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive
to eat but forget the hominy.

The villagers gathered later at Epic's
funeral. They were to be mourning
but all around there was warning
of evil within the village's midst.
accusations everywhere but finally
votes were cast on Epic's body
(written there with a sharpie.)
(Since her body was completely gone
it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.)

There was a spat but it was agreed
that it was David Cat's time to die. A
plea of 'But on torrents I always seed'
did not help his credibility. Nay to say
he couldn't get away and he was lynched.
And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf.

DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge it
swore till the last. To the woods had to flee
to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard
it drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice
it was but the calculations it stumbled more
(what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice
days it was a struggle and its diet was beans.

Finally it was decided to be death by lice
for its enemy. The deduction was sound.
Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance
member's dead body was found on ground.
A crown of those critters on her head so dense.

As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel
struck a pose. And off away from the lunar
it went to change back into human guise. Cool
whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner,
to counterpart the fight and third for blood.
All around there were accusation and lies.

The sentinel Sentynel became the victim
(He had only been drinking his coffee.)
But the paranoia had passed the brim
During the beheading, the wolf had toffee.
The villagers were aghast, wrong again.
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.

But the wolf, who was shoddy at empathy
Wanted for the next meal a new body. Earthy
and red haired was its craving. A part
he would eat immediately part he would make
jerky to be saving. So off he acquired a cart
and it was RCB's life that was the next to take.

So yeah, votes in. And try to get the wolf killed this time, this writing is going too much into the terrain of effort. >.>
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Lilith
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Foliot
I don't know who to
Vote for, this is most tricky.
But it isn't me!
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Chiz
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SevenPentacles
Sep 8 2010, 10:16 PM
Guys I think that we
should lynch Chiz,, we have
a 1 in 4 chance
Nah U first :ninja2: ..I hadn't voted for Sent
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Lilith
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Foliot
Hang on a minute...
Wasn't SevenPentacles
The first to blame Sent?

And now blaming Chiz....
I'm inclined to vote him out!
(God I hope I'm right....)
~ Lilith


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Ah, my fellow wolf
I am drunk enough to tell
But I will not say
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