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| Topic Started: Aug 26 2010, 10:34 PM (4,626 Views) | |
| Nero | Sep 6 2010, 01:59 AM Post #61 |
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Lice? This wolf is badass. =p |
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| Captain Internets | Sep 6 2010, 02:31 AM Post #62 |
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I taught him/her everything s/he knows. |
sentynel is gay
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| Mwamba | Sep 6 2010, 03:05 AM Post #63 |
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Yes, thank for reminding me to make it more gender ambiguous. Though re-reading the bowdlerized version with 'its' all over gives it an odder flow.
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| 流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。 | |
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| SevenPentacles | Sep 6 2010, 03:21 AM Post #64 |
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It is obvious that Sentynel is the wolf we should lynch him, guys I fail at haiku |
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| Mwamba | Sep 6 2010, 03:59 AM Post #65 |
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Deadline to vote will be ideally by Thursay, September 9th by the way. |
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| Captain Internets | Sep 6 2010, 04:02 AM Post #66 |
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I call dibs on hosting the next game. |
sentynel is gay
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| nathanielandbartimaeus | Sep 6 2010, 03:55 PM Post #67 |
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Another good poem Mwamba! I completely expected to be killed by the other wolf, having made it quite clear that I was the Resistance. If I was only certain that I wouldn't be lynched by the commoners or killed by the wolves, I would have tried to be more discreet. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the rest of y'all would figure the other wolf out =p. |
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"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein "I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel. <@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed. | |
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| Lilith | Sep 6 2010, 09:09 PM Post #68 |
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Yay more poetry! Epic stuff is so badass. Lets kill Sentynel! |
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| Sentynel | Sep 6 2010, 09:32 PM Post #69 |
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This is most unfair I've done nothing wrong, you gits So leave me alone! |
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| Mwamba | Sep 6 2010, 09:57 PM Post #70 |
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Woo, two votes so far. Wow, I really have no life, If I give a care. |
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| Lilith | Sep 6 2010, 10:02 PM Post #71 |
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Foliot
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Sorry Sentynel! I didn't know what to do But you won last time. |
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| Epic_Footstool | Sep 7 2010, 04:33 PM Post #72 |
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You did do something: You called everyone a git! So leave us alone.
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Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style. Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle. | |
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| Lilith | Sep 7 2010, 06:01 PM Post #73 |
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Oh... I guess he did! I don't like being called names. Angryface, sadface. See I was going to use an angry face and a sadface, but then I found this guy. And this one too!
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| Mwamba | Sep 8 2010, 01:43 AM Post #74 |
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One upon a midnight dreary, the wolves were rather teary. Bored they were, they bemoaned. So into the village they roamed. Off they were to sauté brains. And below their first victim lain... Epic_footstool was the first slain "You fools" was her last phrase Curiously (the wolves were amazed) Footstool burned herself alive Thus choosing her terms of death. But shrugged the wolves, barbecue And took their cue, at Epic's last breath, To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive to eat but forget the hominy. The villagers gathered later at Epic's funeral. They were to be mourning but all around there was warning of evil within the village's midst. accusations everywhere but finally votes were cast on Epic's body (written there with a sharpie.) (Since her body was completely gone it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.) There was a spat but it was agreed that it was David Cat's time to die. A plea of 'But on torrents I always seed' did not help his credibility. Nay to say he couldn't get away and he was lynched. And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf. DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge it swore till the last. To the woods had to flee to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard it drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice it was but the calculations it stumbled more (what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice days it was a struggle and its diet was beans. Finally it was decided to be death by lice for its enemy. The deduction was sound. Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance member's dead body was found on ground. A crown of those critters on her head so dense. As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel struck a pose. And off away from the lunar it went to change back into human guise. Cool whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner, to counterpart the fight and third for blood. All around there were accusation and lies. The sentinel Sentynel became the victim (He had only been drinking his coffee.) But the paranoia had passed the brim During the beheading, the wolf had toffee. The villagers were aghast, wrong again. In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding down the mountain. Crying was Jen. Voting stats: Sentynel-3 7P-2 Nero-1 Edited by Mwamba, Sep 8 2010, 01:44 AM.
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| Nero | Sep 8 2010, 01:58 AM Post #75 |
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Called this again. DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after. |
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