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Policía de Noche
Topic Started: Aug 26 2010, 10:34 PM (4,626 Views)
Nero
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The Canadian
Lice?

This wolf is badass. =p
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Captain Internets
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Marid
I taught him/her everything s/he knows.
Posted Imagesentynel is gay
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Mwamba
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David Cat
Sep 6 2010, 02:31 AM
I taught him/her everything s/he knows.
Yes, thank for reminding me to make it more gender ambiguous. Though re-reading the bowdlerized version with 'its' all over gives it an odder flow. :(
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Horla
It is obvious
that Sentynel is the wolf
we should lynch him, guys

I fail at haiku
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Mwamba
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Deadline to vote will be ideally by Thursay, September 9th by the way.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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I call dibs on hosting the next game.
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nathanielandbartimaeus
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Another good poem Mwamba!
I completely expected to be killed by the other wolf, having made it quite clear that I was the Resistance. If I was only certain that I wouldn't be lynched by the commoners or killed by the wolves, I would have tried to be more discreet. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the rest of y'all would figure the other wolf out =p.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Lilith
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Foliot
Yay more poetry!
Epic stuff is so badass.
Lets kill Sentynel!
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Sentynel
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This is most unfair
I've done nothing wrong, you gits
So leave me alone!
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
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Mwamba
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Woo, two votes so far.
Wow, I really have no life,
If I give a care.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Lilith
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Foliot
Sorry Sentynel!
I didn't know what to do
But you won last time.
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Epic_Footstool
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You did do something:
You called everyone a git!
So leave us alone.
:P
Bartimaeus: It won't be the only mad thing about if you let this lot go. Check out that one at the end. He's taken the form of a footstool. Weird...but somehow I like his style.
Nathaniel: That is a footstool. No one's using that Pentacle.
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Lilith
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Oh... I guess he did!
I don't like being called names.
Angryface, sadface.

:leader:
See I was going to use an angry face and a sadface, but then I found this guy. And this one too!
:magic:
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One upon a midnight dreary,
the wolves were rather teary.
Bored they were, they bemoaned.
So into the village they roamed.
Off they were to sauté brains.
And below their first victim lain...

Epic_footstool was the first slain
"You fools" was her last phrase
Curiously (the wolves were amazed)
Footstool burned herself alive
Thus choosing her terms of death.
But shrugged the wolves, barbecue
And took their cue, at Epic's last breath,
To Om Nom Nom. But pity, to arrive
to eat but forget the hominy.

The villagers gathered later at Epic's
funeral. They were to be mourning
but all around there was warning
of evil within the village's midst.
accusations everywhere but finally
votes were cast on Epic's body
(written there with a sharpie.)
(Since her body was completely gone
it was DC's doll that had to play pawn.)

There was a spat but it was agreed
that it was David Cat's time to die. A
plea of 'But on torrents I always seed'
did not help his credibility. Nay to say
he couldn't get away and he was lynched.
And confirmed it was he was indeed the wolf.

DC's buddy howled in agony. Revenge it
swore till the last. To the woods had to flee
to formulate new plans. Onto a blackboard
it drew up diagrams and formulas. Nice
it was but the calculations it stumbled more
(what's the square root of sixteen?) Thrice
days it was a struggle and its diet was beans.

Finally it was decided to be death by lice
for its enemy. The deduction was sound.
Nathanielandbartimaeus, the resistance
member's dead body was found on ground.
A crown of those critters on her head so dense.

As panic throughout arose the wolf most cruel
struck a pose. And off away from the lunar
it went to change back into human guise. Cool
whether and light, birds most beautiful tuner,
to counterpart the fight and third for blood.
All around there were accusation and lies.

The sentinel Sentynel became the victim
(He had only been drinking his coffee.)
But the paranoia had passed the brim
During the beheading, the wolf had toffee.
The villagers were aghast, wrong again.
In shame tossed Sent's body, sledding
down the mountain. Crying was Jen.



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Sentynel-3
7P-2
Nero-1
Edited by Mwamba, Sep 8 2010, 01:44 AM.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Nero
Sep 1 2010, 02:46 PM
nathanielandbartimaeus
Sep 1 2010, 01:55 PM
=p. Some typos are epic.
It is DC, guys and you know why I'm saying that.
I agree. It's DC.

Watch: He'll go for Sent.
Called this again.

DC and the other wolf must have decided on Sent after.
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